If anything besides the library security battle wins I would consider it a crime against humanity. I can't believe how much time was put into that answer.
Ray's gone, unfortunately. I never knew him, but I knew of him.
And bismark, I really hope you made the video of shame, that year. (I hear they log the times of funny things caught on security cameras and compile them.)
Yes, Ray is gone. [moment of silence] I'm always shocked at how many people know him. But then again, he is the cute black library security guard. He's in a class of his own.
As for the answer, I laughed so hard I cried. And now I'm doubly grateful as it gave me the chance to write the Board Horror Movie. Bless all you readers for making our lives as writers entertaining.
You make a convincing argument. I could never forget about a man who moved from the BYU into a hangar in Davis County!
He lives in a hangar, you know
*clap*