Can you send little missionary cells to it?Dragon Lady wrote:This is probably a little bit irreverent, but there you have it. I went to a fireside the other night and the lady said she knew the church was true in every cell of her body. And my mind, of its own accord started thinking things like, "Every cell in my body knows the church is true. Except this one right here on the bottom left of my spleen. But we're all working hard to convert it."
"Mormon" vs. "LDS"
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Not everyone is as privileged as you are to be friends with my friends.C is for wrote:You didn't already know?
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Nope, apparently the creeper gene skipped me and went straight to Giovanni.C is for wrote:You didn't already know?
- Dragon Lady
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And yet, you stalked me first.Craig Jessop wrote:Nope, apparently the creeper gene skipped me and went straight to Giovanni.C is for wrote:You didn't already know?
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I take umbrage at that. I am proud of how many people I figured out on my own.Dragon Lady wrote:Not everyone is as privileged as you are to be friends with my friends.C is for wrote:You didn't already know?
Oh, the missionary cells are only for the desperate cases. Start with missionary signaling proteins. They'll alter the necessary chemical signals to aid conversion.Katya wrote: Can you send little missionary cells to it?
And that is starting to sound creepy.
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Sometimes I wish I was Facebook friends with all of you.
"If you don't put enough commas in, you won't know where to breathe and will die of asphyxiation"
--Jasper Fforde
--Jasper Fforde
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Feel free. I'm even boringer there.Dead Cat wrote:Sometimes I wish I was Facebook friends with all of you.
(and it's not like you can't find me.)
Is this just so Mormon?
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I use my facebook statuses purely as a place to test material for my upcoming standup routine.
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I facebook know you. And I can say without a doubt that yours will be the most boring stand up routine EVAR.Waldorf and Sauron wrote:I use my facebook statuses purely as a place to test material for my upcoming standup routine.
Deus ab veritas
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I should be insulted since half his material comes from things I say. The other half comes from current events.
I dunno, could be edgy.
I dunno, could be edgy.
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I really, really liked the one about ... bread. (Hopefully that's vague enough.)
Yep, this is definitely Mormon. So friendly!
Yep, this is definitely Mormon. So friendly!
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DL, you should be honored. I generally have a strict policy of not adding people myself... I just wait for them to do it. I broke SOP for you, I'd be the worst cop ever.
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You're a loose cannon Craig. You have to play by your own rules, don't ya? Well I got the mayor ridin' my butt now thanks to you. Don't screw up again or I'm gonna have your badge on a platter.Craig Jessop wrote:DL, you should be honored. I generally have a strict policy of not adding people myself... I just wait for them to do it. I broke SOP for you, I'd be the worst cop ever.
Deus ab veritas
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When Che Guevara thinks you're a loose canon . . .Marduk wrote:You're a loose cannon Craig. You have to play by your own rules, don't ya? Well I got the mayor ridin' my butt now thanks to you. Don't screw up again or I'm gonna have your badge on a platter.Craig Jessop wrote:DL, you should be honored. I generally have a strict policy of not adding people myself... I just wait for them to do it. I broke SOP for you, I'd be the worst cop ever.
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i'm feeling very left out of the facebook stalking and friending. :'(
beautiful, dirty, rich
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OMG i am totes popular now! if you find me, you're welcome to add me, i really don't care.
back on topic-ish: i'm almost catholic (gotta get on those sacraments man...) and i just tell people i'm almost catholic. we get to have fun chats that way.
back on topic-ish: i'm almost catholic (gotta get on those sacraments man...) and i just tell people i'm almost catholic. we get to have fun chats that way.
beautiful, dirty, rich