Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

And I fell on my butt THREE TIMES?!

I feel like Porsche is drunk posting.

Err... I mean Portia. She's not a sports car, I guess.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I feel like Porsche is drunk posting.

Err... I mean Portia. She's not a sports car, I guess.

I'm sober, thanks, but they say sleep deprivation affects your brain similarly.

Yesterday Marx was mostly asleep when I left for work, but he still tried to talk to me. He said something like, "Kaflag!" And I said, "What?" And again he said, "Kaflag!" And again I said, "What?" Then he opened one eye and said, "I dunno... I was trying to say something, but ... the disk wouldn't boot."

He has no memory of this.

Oh my goodness everyone.
It's a real website.
I found it.
It isn't BYU related.
BUT I FOUND IT.
I'm not telling you what it is though because it makes me extremely stalkable.

it's real everyone. IT'S REAL.
All my 14-year-old angst and misunderstanding of atheism and piercings and ALL OF IT. It's like seeing myself through an unadulterated lens of brutal, brutal clarity.

I just can't handle that I found this thing and it's a real thing.

GUYS.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WEST SIDE STORY WAS.
how did they allow me to live why didn't they just shoot me on the spot.
Edit:
And... and... I said I hated pop music. And rap music. That's all I listen to now (in a different language of course, but still).
Past me would be so ashamed of present me. I call this improvement.
Edit 2: My life was embarrassing. I'm burying that and never ever digging it back up again. Remind me to never tell my future children about my past online usernames, okay? okay.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

My 12-year-old self hated all music but classical. In fairness, my friends all listened to Hillary Duff, and I'm still convinced I had the better taste in music at the time.

haha Zedability, I was the same way! I totally frequented the classical archives forums so I could help n00bs identify common bits of classical music

Yog in Neverland wrote:it's real everyone. IT'S REAL.
All my 14-year-old angst and misunderstanding of atheism and piercings and ALL OF IT. It's like seeing myself through an unadulterated lens of brutal, brutal clarity.

I just can't handle that I found this thing and it's a real thing.

Now I'm really curious. I promise not to stalk you if you tell.

Yog in Neverland wrote:

Pilgrim wrote:The following has been copied and pasted from my chat history, without Yog's permission.

Pilgrim. What have you done. The sacred code of the brotherhood. It is lying on the floor, in pieces.

Ummmm- Yog, aren't you female? The code of brotherhood wouldn't work then.......

I nominate that you also tell us. Or at least facebook it to me. Except now every time I get on Facebook I look to see if you're there and you're not. And it makes me cry. Granted, you're never here anymore either. Or on gchat.

How are we supposed to be BFFs if I can't get in contact with you?!?

I have a xanga from my high school days that is similarly embarrassing

I think she meant the brotherhood as in the brotherhood of the board.

At least that's how I took it.

Oh..... got it.......

I just can't tell anyone ever. It needs to be hidden from the world.
....Gio, I'm ALWAYS on Gchat! YOU'RE never on Gchat.

EVERY TIME I GO ON, YOU'RE NOT. I will message you every time I am on from now on.