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crazy story kids:
so today i walked into the library and an alarm went off as i walking through the security gates. the security guard came up to me and asked me what my name was and then he took me by the shoulder and walked me to the elevator. we went up to the sixth floor and got out and he brought me up to a door. he pressed a button, there was some buzzing sound, and the door opened up. i walked into the room and there were four men in suits seated in a half circle around a chair. the guard told me to sit, which i did, then he left the room, closing the door. after what seemed like an eternity, one of the men asked me "are you [bismark]?" and i said yes. then he stood up and handed me a picture. it was a picture of me walking out of the clyde building last night at 11. he asked me if it was me and i said yes. he then told me that they had some very serious business they needed to talk to me about. the door opened and the guard walked with both of my parents! my dad looked really concerned and my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
so today i walked into the library and an alarm went off as i walking through the security gates. the security guard came up to me and asked me what my name was and then he took me by the shoulder and walked me to the elevator. we went up to the sixth floor and got out and he brought me up to a door. he pressed a button, there was some buzzing sound, and the door opened up. i walked into the room and there were four men in suits seated in a half circle around a chair. the guard told me to sit, which i did, then he left the room, closing the door. after what seemed like an eternity, one of the men asked me "are you [bismark]?" and i said yes. then he stood up and handed me a picture. it was a picture of me walking out of the clyde building last night at 11. he asked me if it was me and i said yes. he then told me that they had some very serious business they needed to talk to me about. the door opened and the guard walked with both of my parents! my dad looked really concerned and my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
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True, my mistake. SO I guess other also can mean an excess of genders too...Unit of Energy wrote:Yes, but doesn't werf mean something more along the lines of decline to state or he/she when it is not known specifically yet? Other implies that there are more than two, not just an unknown or undeclared.Nanti-SARRMM wrote:Gio: They clearly aren't smart enough to know of werf yet.
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Wow. That's all I have to say.Nanti-SARRMM wrote:True, my mistake. SO I guess other also can mean an excess of genders too...Unit of Energy wrote:Yes, but doesn't werf mean something more along the lines of decline to state or he/she when it is not known specifically yet? Other implies that there are more than two, not just an unknown or undeclared.Nanti-SARRMM wrote:Gio: They clearly aren't smart enough to know of werf yet.
Staple guns: because duct tape can't make that "kaCHUNK" noise
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BYU wants me to write essays for them to give me scholarships. I may do them, if only so I can say "BYU gave me X scholarship, but I turned it down to go to X college". Rather full of myself? Possibly. But honestly, even if I get the Monson, that's only tuition and a half. ASU will pay me $8,000 a year. That's after books, tuition, and everything else.
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Definitely, I first read it when I was ten, didn't understand it then, don't know that I do now, but it is worth reading.Nanti-SARRMM wrote:Also... reading the Constitution can be enlightening...
I'm going to have to spend at least $20 to vote this year. I have to overnight my absentee ballot to California. I just hope it gets there in time.
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