Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Our hosting provider had an outage lasting several hours tonight. They seem to have things up and working again, but if anyone wants to be able to check in the case of future outages, they announce system-wide problems here. And my email address is theboardlaserjock at gmail, if anyone needs to get in touch with me (for instance, if it's only our site that's down). (This would imply that you either remember this for the future, or you can check my profile on the Board.)

Hopefully no one suffered withdrawal too severely.

I almost started twitching. It was scary.

UnluckyStuntman wrote:I almost started twitching. It was scary.

You too?

When I first read the title of this thread, I definitely saw "Board outrage" instead of "Board outage." For a moment there, I was deeply concerned about everyone's safety. LJ lashing out at the Board would be a terrifying sight (perhaps site?) indeed.

Sky Bones wrote:When I first read the title of this thread, I definitely saw "Board outrage" instead of "Board outage." For a moment there, I was deeply concerned about everyone's safety. LJ lashing out at the Board would be a terrifying sight (perhaps site?) indeed.

I inspire dread in all who behold my wrath. Or something.

Laser Jock wrote:

Sky Bones wrote:When I first read the title of this thread, I definitely saw "Board outrage" instead of "Board outage." For a moment there, I was deeply concerned about everyone's safety. LJ lashing out at the Board would be a terrifying sight (perhaps site?) indeed.

I inspire dread in all who behold my wrath. Or something.

You are either a big, fat liarface, or I'm much more brave than I ever thought, because you've never even so much as made me quiver in my boots.

Dragon Lady wrote:

Laser Jock wrote:I inspire dread in all who behold my wrath. Or something.

You are either a big, fat liarface, or I'm much more brave than I ever thought, because you've never even so much as made me quiver in my boots.

Have you ever seen me angry?

We wouldn't like you when you're angry?

Laser Jock wrote:Have you ever seen me angry?

"Righteous fury" comes to mind. As does "smiting".

I'd be afraid of an angry LJ.

Marduk wrote:We wouldn't like you when you're angry?

Exactly.

(Thanks for the laughs, everyone. I'll, uh, try to keep from smiting any of you in the future.)