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Tally M. wrote:I once walked to seminary at 5:30 in the morning across a frozen lake in half a foot of snow and sub-zero temperatures.

You will make an excellent grandparent one day.

I once had to wear a jacket to school in the morning -- not just a sweatshirt.

Gio, I hope you can make it through that cold spell you've got there.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I once had to wear a jacket to school in the morning -- not just a sweatshirt.

If I had all the spare time and money in the world, I'd pack up a bunch of snow in heavy duty coolers, drive down there, and dump it on Gio's head. But maybe it'd be even better to kidnap him (with his mother's knowledge so as not to get the police involved) and bring him up here to drop him in the snow. In only his sweatshirt.

Dragon Lady wrote:

Tally M. wrote:I once walked to seminary at 5:30 in the morning across a frozen lake in half a foot of snow and sub-zero temperatures.

You will make an excellent grandparent one day.

Which is exactly why my brother and I did it.

Dragon Lady wrote:If I had all the spare time and money in the world, I'd pack up a bunch of snow in heavy duty coolers, drive down there, and dump it on Gio's head. But maybe it'd be even better to kidnap him (with his mother's knowledge so as not to get the police involved) and bring him up here to drop him in the snow. In only his sweatshirt.

<3s, Dragon Lady. Lots of <3s for you.

Tally M. wrote:

Dragon Lady wrote:

Tally M. wrote:I once walked to seminary at 5:30 in the morning across a frozen lake in half a foot of snow and sub-zero temperatures.

You will make an excellent grandparent one day.

Which is exactly why my brother and I did it.

This makes it even better. You did it on purpose. Just for the story. Can we be best friends? Hahaha. LOVE IT!

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:

Dragon Lady wrote:If I had all the spare time and money in the world, I'd pack up a bunch of snow in heavy duty coolers, drive down there, and dump it on Gio's head. But maybe it'd be even better to kidnap him (with his mother's knowledge so as not to get the police involved) and bring him up here to drop him in the snow. In only his sweatshirt.

<3s, Dragon Lady. Lots of <3s for you.

D'awwww.

So... is this polar vortex a thing?

Arizona is getting kind of cold. It was almost below freezing a couple of nights this week.

Or karma. One or the other.