A title for Portia

[S.A.M.]

Help the admins out! Pick your top choices for Portia's title, or nominate one here. This list was pulled from this year's conversations. Here are some others that merited consideration:

Fiercely Independent
Semi-Anti-Hipster
Anti-Nebbish
Laudatory Literary Critic
Board Writer Emerita
Top Ten
Septentrional
Checkity check check
Five figures and gaining
Type A. High-Energy. Poor.

[Whistler]

I really like semi-anti-hipster

[Squirrel]

I like that one too, Whistler. S.A.M., could you add it in the poll, or is it too late?

[S.A.M.]

I could edit, but I don't know if that would clear all the existing votes. If enough people comment that they like a particular title, it'll be fine. And, if anyone has other amazing title options, please share!

BTW, this is totally not a binding vote, though; If Portia or the admins don't like the title, it's not gonna happen!

[Portia]

Hahahaha. This is a thread bringing good tidings of great joy. They are all excellent.