Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Help the admins out! Pick your top choices for Portia's title, or nominate one here. This list was pulled from this year's conversations. Here are some others that merited consideration:

Fiercely Independent
Semi-Anti-Hipster
Anti-Nebbish
Laudatory Literary Critic
Board Writer Emerita
Top Ten
Septentrional
Checkity check check
Five figures and gaining
Type A. High-Energy. Poor.

I really like semi-anti-hipster

I like that one too, Whistler. S.A.M., could you add it in the poll, or is it too late?

I could edit, but I don't know if that would clear all the existing votes. If enough people comment that they like a particular title, it'll be fine. And, if anyone has other amazing title options, please share!

BTW, this is totally not a binding vote, though; If Portia or the admins don't like the title, it's not gonna happen!

Hahahaha. This is a thread bringing good tidings of great joy. They are all excellent.