Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

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I think I can be very witty and fast on my feet. This leads to more of amused smirks than raucous laughter, probably. But I think I say and write a lot of so-called "quote wall"-worthy things.

I also adore nerdy pickup lines.

My sense of humor was once described as "chips and salsa, without the salsa."