Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

So after noticing a startling similarity during a conversation, I made a twitter parody account.

In 48 hours, it already has more real followers than my actual Twitter account, which is almost 6 years old. So, that's kind of obnoxious.

Feel free to follow it. Just don't reveal my secret identity (he said, using a different secret identity).

I saw you like that Twitter but didn't realize it was you!! Pretty funny, tremendous even.

And now I've got dudes mormonsplaining my references to me and it's taking me all my self-control not to post this in response:

I thought the fake birth certificate thing with Abinadi/Zarahemla was pretty great tbh. Totally in character to have inaccuracies and double down on them.

Aw, thanks!

My coworker suggests that instead of "Mormonsplain" the verb be "Mormsplain" which is really fun to say.

This is perfect.

If I used twitter, I would definitely follow this

ha! hilarious.