Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

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i don't know if i have really liked any of foreman's advice. i mean, all i know is that he helped out dragon lady come up with one of those "creative" ask out on a date schemes, which automatically puts his advice pretty low on my list. i think he better put in a bit more effort if he wants to impress bismark.

Hey now... I take personal offense to that...

Actually, bismark, having offended you officially marks the high point thus far of my writership. Thank you for helping me reach this pinnacle; I hope for many happy returns.

Come on. Foreman is undeniably awesome.

Dear bismark. Yeah... because you go on so many dates...

yeah yeah, so no one was in the mood for another sarcastic bismark-ian reader vs writer thread. point taken. i will stick to pontificating on doctrinal issues.