Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Just curious what people think.

this is important. this means something.

I like posting.

But I never have anything to post.

This seems to be the place

Not gonna lie, but it's really annoying.

looks like i still got the magic touch. at least we finally have some activity on this board.

bismark makes me laugh.

Portia wrote:bismark makes me laugh.

Weird. That just totally gave me a flashback to the Sound of Music. Remember the nuns' song in the beginning? "Maria, makes me, laugh!" Now all I can think of is substituting Frauline Maria for "bismark" in that song.

Apparently, bismark, you're a flibbertigibbet, a will-o-the-wisp, and a clown. FYI.

How do you solve a problem like bismark?

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?

He'd outpester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
He could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
He is gentle! He is wild!
He's a riddle! He's a child!
He's a headache! He's an angel!
He's a boy!

He he. Surprisingly fitting.

Blast. I was thinking of doing that, but unfortunately I don't know that song. Good job, Portia.

Bet you she didn't know it either.

Okay, I didn't know the song and I didn't bother to find it and learn it. It's been a busy week, mmkay?

Next time someone posts something that just begs for a song to be filked, I 'dibs' it.