Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

To Everything There is a Season, and a Proper Temperature for Every Food Under the Sun

Violet Midget Artichoke Nimrod Hillbillies… it Could’ve Been Worse

Wait… Isn’t That What Single’s Wards are For?

Of Fairy Wings, and Pretty Things, and Dancing on the Leaves

Favorite Dictators

Oh My Gosh, Have You Seen her Ring? It is so Big. She Must be One of Those RM’s Fiancée’s or Something

Yet Another Humble Master Stream-of-Consciousness Answer

The Ultimate Entrance

If You Want a Broken Heart, You Must be Out of Your Mind

There’s a Real Chance That I Love Dragon Lady, and a Slim Chance That I’ll Marry Her

Tales of Times Gone By Involving Siblings and, Most of the Time, Punishment (Oh, and Claudio’s Wife is Pregnant)

Dance the BYU Stereotypes

"Tales of Time Gone By" Behind the Scenes g-chat Excerpts!

Claudio's Wife: Oh goodness.
I'm so proud that this is the way you are outing our child.

Claudio: By the way, good use of the word gonad.
It's medically sound!
They can't edit it!
Foreman: It's also humorous!
Claudio: THAT'S never stopped them.
Foreman: True.

Foreman: There was when I was chasing Chandler while I was wrapped in a blanket, slipped on the tile floor, and gave myself a black eye...
Claudio: And the time I fell down the stairs and got a concussion.
"The [Lastname]s: All About the Fallin' Down!"
Foreman: We stick to our strengths.