Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:24 pm**

kerouac jr wrote:My 20 minute drum solo during "In Our Lovely Deseret" seems a bit unnecessary now.

I think we've had this one before.

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:14 pm**

I think we have, too, but you'll get what my mood feels like (o:

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:55 pm**

The great nobodies from the nether worlds wrote:Ingrate, n.: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of indigestion.

I like that one. What exactly is it from?

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:45 pm**

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:
The great nobodies from the nether worlds wrote:Ingrate, n.: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of indigestion.
I like that one. What exactly is it from?

I believe it's from The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce.

Posted: **Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:06 pm**

Oscar Wilde wrote:It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

Posted: **Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:47 pm**

imogen wrote:i'd like to point out that i've been nominated 3 times and have yet to be on the title bar!

Posted: **Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:56 am**

Just beating Gio to the punch...
Or so I thought...

Because Gio is going to beat the punch out of me!

Posted: **Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:14 pm**

What now, Sam?

I wrote:Four is more than imogen!

Posted: **Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:34 pm**

You and your special mod powers. Someday, maybe, I might have special powers too...

Beat the punch out of me? I see the humor in that, but if you read it by itself, it appears that you are either beating me till I have no punch left or are willing to put me up in an old folks home and be lavishly taken cared of so I don't have any desire to punch left...

Posted: **Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:28 pm**

Maybe that's what I was implying...

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:32 am**

Robert Pante wrote:If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life

Posted: **Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:07 am**

I'm going to preemptively say that I know this has been used, but it just seemed so fitting with recent threads. Also you will need to make your peace with it as I'm going out of town for the weekend so it's staying (o: Have a great weekend, friends! (o:

Posted: **Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:39 am**

bismark wrote:I was thinking about making a shirt that says "I am bismark." it might get me more dates.

Posted: **Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:54 am**

bismark wrote:I was thinking about making a shirt that says "I am bismark." it might get me more dates.

In followup:

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:I was thinking about making a shirt that says "I am Sam the Nanti-SARRMM." It might actually start a riot.

Posted: **Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:09 am**

So true.... If you're talking about violent, dangerous riots in fury.

Posted: **Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:13 am**

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:So true.... If you're talking about violent, dangerous riots in fury.

Is there any other type of riot by chance?

Posted: **Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:28 am**

Possibly... There are race riots.

Posted: **Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:09 pm**

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Possibly... There are race riots.

Even better! I may just time it with the elections just in case Obama loses, to achieve maximum energy. Of course I won't survive, but that isn't the point.

Posted: **Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:28 pm**

No comment on your lack of survival.

Posted: **Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:59 pm**

Awww... Gio... That's not nice.

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