Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Humble Master, I'll have you know that street light is only on for weekdays with the exception of national holidays when we turn it off. Oh, and it blinks the whole month of December to celebrate Christmas.

The ones about Arizona are all true.

Ohio's is true. Sad, sad day. As ESPN magazine pointed out last month, the last time any of the three Cleveland teams won a championship was the Browns- back before it was called a Super Bowl. The Indians choked twice to the same team in the World Series while I was in High School.

At least we have the Buckeyes, who BCS adores even when they suck.

i'm just glad we can spot the winter texans because they aren't wearing guns. PHEW!

Haha. I enjoyed Missouri's, although I was expecting a blatant comment on the extermination order.

And I loved how H.M. just started saying, "I plead the Delaware."