Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Was the water chewy? Or nice and tender? I hate chewy water.

Yeah, that part is a bit awkward. The rest is really good though.

Lol. Nice.

What I love is where there are none-alphanumeric symbols. Those are always soooo fun! ;D

That sounds exciting. (And yes, I've had this problem before, but never in the US.)

I'm sorry that you are having a bad day C.

Those are really popular in the DR. I bet you can find them online. . . Yup! There are a bunch on Amazon. Though usually they don't use the razor blades that grocery stores sell. Those are too thick, and I have only ever used them to clean, glass especially.

Welcome Sandy Arenoso Magpies!

Sorry, I just couldn't help myself. ;D But seriously, welcome!

Good job getting a job, even if it isn't a good job. ;D

Pretty unlikely. Food poisoning is very unlikely to occur with dehydrated foods, as the bacteria can't grow. Also, many kinds of food poisoning are avoided by cooking food completely, such as boiling water, leaving only one kind that won't, but it requires a warm, damp environment to grow enough to ...

Folks.

Welcome!

The Bob Ross one is good too.

I'm watching "El Caballero Negro" or, in English, The Princess Bride. Sadly not all of the rhymes were translated. But there are some good moments. (Suene con angeles gigantes!) Oh, and Indigo has a real Spanish accent.

I also wait until I have to do laundry. Which is once a week.

I've had 5 good things happen to me in the last two weeks. As in you've had exactly five good things happen to you and everything else has been bad, or you've had five things happen to you that are so exceptionally good that they overshadow all other good things? Five exceptionally good things in a...

Farewell! And best of luck!

I finally got a mouse for my laptop, after having been stuck with my touchpad for a full week. I just spent about a minute zooming around and clicking through all the different tabs on my browser and a bunch of other random stuff just to experience the improved speed. I'm not exaggerating. Huh. I a...

I finished reading Dracula. A surprisingly good read! I recommend it!

Well then, I think the first question to answer is, did you do anything wrong? You paid for your gas, yes? Did you in any way try and deceive? Steal? Lie? I think that the only one of those that is even in question is steal. So, what does it mean to steal? Did you "take another persons property...

I don't think you should feel guilty, but I probably would have mentioned it to the attendant, though honestly I probably would have filled up first (you know, to check.) ;D

Nope!