Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

i'm proud that i made the list. i guess my lack of brain comes in handy sometimes.

Saturday. In Las Vegas. After the football game. Before my farewell.

I'm especially glad I didn't ask it then!

I had a disgusting question one day after changing my friend's little girl's diaper concerning corn and its *ahem* undigestability. Since the board wasn't working too well for me, I found the answer myself. Here it is: "How come when you eat corn, no matter how much you chew it, you poop it out...

I like it! The Canadians would just LOVE to have a mountain with US Presidents' faces on it! I'm pretty sure Canada would hate us even more if we tried to dump the Dakotas on them. It's like the USA is saying, "here little brother, have this, because I have no use for it anymore. Oh, and it's r...

I vote to get rid of the Dakotas. I don't think North Dakota actually exists anyway.

but we all idolize library security. especially in the blazers from back in the day...

does the cute curly haired ray still work there? he laughed at me for falling down the stairs...twice.

I'm not even CLOSE to being short and I dated a guy a full foot taller than me. I had to stand on the coffee table to look him in the eye. It was crazy.

what about 11 years, 11 months, and 8 days? because that's my current record. and he's my BEST friend

I much prefer the 4th in Utah. Then you get freedom festival, sleeping out on university avenue, and the BIG parade. Oddly enough, I like the 24th better when I'm at home in a state next to Utah. The stakes in my area all get together and have a big carnival, complete with rides, food, concerts, and...

Krishna was so right about getting addicted to that au pair website. I think I may be leaving the country soon because of it...

I just wanted to say hi to everyone again! I got a bit busy with school and whatnot and lost track of the board board. I've missed you all How's everyone's term going?

New Jersey: New York::Nevada: Utah

Nevada/NJ similarities: toxic waste. embarassing people. atlantic city = grungier Las Vegas

I spent one year of my life trying to make something work that just wouldn't; breaking up and getting back together, and having a fire and ice relationship. From experience, I have learned that you may try to convince yourself that he has changed and is different, but you're just choosing to over l...

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Castle's dating application is really good. Hopefully he'll get some promising replies.