Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

SmurfBlueSnuggie wrote:http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/77169/

MSJ, where do you watch Veronica Mars? Or, rather, do you have to pay to watch it?

It's on Amazon Instant Video, but you have to have a Prime account.

bob, faith promoting rumors are THE BEST! How can anyone hate them? (o: I have an intense hatred of the "[X] Family: Established [wedding date]" signs. I think I've been vocal enough about hating them that I'll probably get like twenty of them if I ever get married because that's how my fr...

This thread had all my hopes and dreams, but whateves.

P.S. ...

I kind of want to end all messages with "P.S. ..." It's sort of alluring.

I want all the skirts! I live in Salt Lake, but I'm never opposed to stalking Stego (probably easier to find her than to find a time when you can come up and I can go down).

Where do you live? My coworker just asked for some skirts I was getting rid of, but...it turns out I'm slightly smaller. Maybe those would be her size!

bob, I changed it so you can re-vote. That should help (o:

This is for a future question. Can you also please add in the comments when in your college career (or in your life, whatever) you discovered The Board and if you've already graduated. Ta heaps, mates!

Heather and I were just going to stay home and binge on X-Files and popcorn (mmm!), but we also haven't seen you or your kids since Olympus's wedding, so I imagine we'll drop by (o:

I am just going to assume you are saying your father is Donny Osmond and that makes everything more interesting.

Remember when the Board twitter account hyped up something was coming a few months ago? That something was actually killing off all the old writers and bringing in entirely new people all at exactly the same time. Chaos and hilarity (and bitterness, from the dead ones, probably) will ensue! Like a r...

I got 71, but I only did the ones whose names I can remember right at this moment (not any of the ones I'd have to look up or think about). Apparently I don't know a lot of reader names.

I know it's still crunchy, but my Primary class LOVES when I bring in apple or orange slices and string cheese.

If I have to change it in public (usually at least once every time because I always have a REALLY heavy day), I just empty it and try to clean it off the best I can with toilet paper...and then time my exit to the sink so no one will see blood on my fingers because that's creepy. It's been two and a...

Answers I Liked Writing: http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/73694/ I didn't realize that I really kind of enjoy doing math. It was strangely interesting to answer this question, and I don't really care if no one else reads it. I just had fun writing it. I read your answer! And I have to ask--do you ...

In my own personal experience, there are a few aspects of the church that I am not able to fully participate in due to physical limitations (I can't fully take the sacrament anymore because of gluten contamination, for example). Really? In my ward they have a few rice cracker fragments for the glut...

I've been using Hive Reader and despite some bugs, I really like it (especially since the formatting is the same as Google Reader). Although you can't e-mail from the reader, so that part is less awesome.

They can draw pictures to send to ward (or stake) missionaries. I know I loved when my home ward had Primary activities like that!

I had a blind date that went so badly that two weeks later I went to the same restaurant and the waitresses all recognized me as "The poor girl on that terrible date!" That was encouraging. He and I met at the restaurant (which I'd never heard of or been to before and he refused to give me...

I had mine hacked, but the editors (I believe?) e-mailed her and she said she just saw it somewhere and thought it was cute, she didn't mean it maliciously. It was kind of flattering, so I was okay with it -- even though she asked about high school prom and I'm a little old for that (o: