Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Was talking to this guy who once asked out Keira Knightley. Met her at Sundance or something. Years and years ago. Apparently he just got mailed an advance DVD copy of Anna Karenina, and she signed it "Jude Law is so much hotter than you."

Weird.

after that year, i took a lip sabbatical for quite a while. -Briar Rose Do you even know how many germs you are spreading, young man?! -Eponine having the highest birth rate isn't necessarily indicative of the level of libi[d]inous activity -mabel On my really OCD days I actually broke out scissors...

Eh... If the guy is or at one time was a friend, and you still like him, then I say you should go and welcome him home, but try and make it back to church in time for relief society or whatever because from what it sounds like, you guys aren't that close anymore. But that's my vote: shoot for at le...

So, I was wanting to hear people's opinions on this. I'm at an age where many guys I went to school with are returning from missions. With it comes the customary homecoming speech, and more often than not, a smorgasbord at the parents' home during Sunday School. One guy in particular is having such ...

after that year, i took a lip sabbatical for quite a while. -Briar Rose Do you even know how many germs you are spreading, young man?! -Eponine having the highest birth rate isn't necessarily indicative of the level of libi[d]inous activity -mabel On my really OCD days I actually broke out scissors ...

Everyone should check out

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Do you like the design? I would wear a shirt with that printed on it.

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http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComic.mpl?week=1&date=2007/8/23&name=For_Better_Or_Worse Those shorts do look ridiculous. And it isn't very polite to shove an entire baguette in your mouth. I think a notion of a relationship in which neither party can change, that any concerns cannot be...

You reminded me of my favorite elevator movie scene, Uffish. I watched a Korean (no subtitles) (I don't speak Korean) movie with my friend. (The title involved "My Man Something or Other.") The man is in the elevator with the superstar model chick. Instead of the obligatory makeout scene, ...

Well, apparently I am just not with it. Is this a clichéd thing to do? I don't think it would ever even occur to me (hence it making me laugh: the element of surprise). Elevator rides are too short for my taste, when it comes to kissing. How long are they: 25 seconds? Maybe this should become the n...

Is the vote closed? Aww, sad.

Easy. One hundred things to do http://theboard.byu.edu/index.php?area=viewall&id=38472 , because not only did the thought of someone making out in an elevator make me laugh, but K&G was cool enough to do it.

Yet, I would like to point out that a Wikipedia search on BismarCk leads you here: I suppose you could be represented by a Prussian politician. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bismarck And, of course, BismarCK is the capital of North Dakota. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bismarck%2C_North_Dakota I had n...

Go on over to the "Reader Response" category to see what led to this poll. Vote on what you would most like to see on a tee shirt promoting THE 100HB battle.

Things that reveal identities of writers current or past are always fun. :)