Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I love my dentist. I think his name is Dr. Robinson (but I could be wrong) but his office is by the Quarry and the dollar theater. Admittedly I have no idea on how much he charges, as he did my work for free when I lost a filling and had no income beyond making my rent payment each month.

All of my adult sisters and I could now leave on a mission. My 19 year old sister and myself never really planned on missions, but my 21 year old sister is planning on one. I've not yet had a chance to speak with her yet though.

I don't think it will raise it all that much for Mormon singles. It might for BYU singles.

I was actually in Utah for Prop 8, but I am old enough to remember Prop 22. I remember the great care that was taken to keep the political work separate from the church. There was a lot of organization, but we were not allowed to use church lists, buildings, or resources to campaign at all

If I have a a long day or just need a pick me up nothing hits the spot better than a Vanilla Coke.

I had an odd day, that started out just fine, went completely south, and is ending pretty well. And one of my best friends randomly showed up at my house with candy. I mean I had called and left a message earlier, but I wasn't expecting a visit.

I had a roommate that would like to set me up on dates. She always chose guys that I could talk to and they were really fun. But she was always disappointed that I didn't meet my soulmate. Somehow she had trouble understanding having a great time- and even being willing to go on a second date- witho...

I can definitely see a change in the individual members of the board, as well as a change in how open we are as a group. I don't know that it is a good or bad thing, but it has happened. With Gio being away for two years he's going to notice what were subtle changes for us as huge shifts.

I have found that despite the many ups and downs in my life, I'm basically the good little Mormon girl my parents raised. It's not that I haven't questioned. It's not that I'm stuck with the life I was raised in. Over Christmas I had a mini crisis of faith over the week and a half I was in Idaho. In...

I only figure 18 possible points, as 4a, 4b, and 4c are mutually exclusive of each other. Unless you are married in the temple and don't care that you are, but that still leaves only 18 possible points for us single folks.

Apparently I looked like I was ready to throw rocks at small people (aka children) tonight. For the record I felt like I was about to burst into tears, not injure innocents.

Sometimes I need to take a deep breath, start breathing normally and not let work
control my every spare moment.

I would just like pop in and state that given how the veil is so often said to be thinned as people near death, I have no problems reconciling young children being particularly close to the other side and still having the veil given to them at birth.

but I don't know what kinds of hoops I'd have to jump through for that (including how much time I'd have to live here), I believe it's about 15 days before the election for the residency requirement. It was super simple to register, you just need to fill out the form. You don't need a Utah ID/DL un...

I always figured I'd like to own my wedding dress. I loved knowing my mom had a dress that I might someday wear. I don't really want to wear her dress anymore, but I appreciate knowing that it is still in the family.

I'm so sick of not knowing what is going to happen next in my life. I really should just sit the many confusing boys in my life and talk to them. Seriously, who tells a girl she's intelligent, knows she works as a programmer, and then offers to come over and show her how to use the KSL website to ca...

I was super annoyed at the prank wars my freshman year between my roommates and the boys in our ward. It ended after the boys stole our front door and our RA called their RA to deal with the issue.

I love my smartphone, and admittedly when I first got it I was always on it. But a few months later it's lost it's shiny new toy feel and is more of a tool and something for me to play with when I'm on my lunch break.

yayfulness wrote:In the mouths of two or three witnesses...

If I hadn't met you, I would say you were my best friend from freshman year. He would always say that to me.

No, because it means I may have a functioning bike soon.