Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I'm a little late to the conversation but you should all check out this great animation:

http://vimeo.com/64941331

bobtheenchantedone wrote:http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/70131/

Hey Watts! My initials spell "MEH" too! I have also thought that was fairly cool.

YES! Let's start a super exclusive club

I think I underestimated how much of a wedge this would be in our fledgling relationship, this being the Church, the guilt, the different expectations, the delicate dance between one's own desires and respecting someone else wanting to hold back. I see married friends who live in squalor, essential...

Portia wrote: I will gladly take a Krispy Kreme and wassail/hot cocoa. I'm actually moving down to Provo and would like to be social with Board people.

Done deal.

Maybe it depends on what you are calling your "start time"... Ready, set, go! I'm late to the conversation here, but this made me laugh really hard. I think the take away message here should not be that it takes women longer (on average) to orgasm, but that our refractory period between o...

I hear you, sister. This is complicated by a Guy who is more Mormon than I am and without whom I can't imagine life. This is hard. Best of luck friend. Should you ever need a listening ear or a shoulder to cry on, hit me up. I'll bring doughnuts and/or your food and beverage of choice (non-alcoholi...

I was very frank with my bishop about my huge doubts concerning the church/God, and he was like "well there are tons of people in this ward like you and we want you in the temple working toward a stronger testimony." It came down to pay your tithing (which I give to Hurricane Sandy victim...

So much like on so many points. Especially to your bishops! I have lucked out on bishops. Most of them have had a fairly relaxed approach to everything. I have many friends who have not been as lucky and who have had to "take a break" from school for a semester because their bishop was me...

Question #69681 I find it very interesting that the writers say we should be more open and talk about masturbation and yet choose to use an anonymous pseudonym as their signature. It's a little disappointing that the writers didn't feel comfortable attaching their nyms to the question, though I sus...

Also, for the record and less for you, I don't think it's worth it to stay to avoid upsetting family. Family members, at least the adult ones, are grown ups, and they are capable of acting like it or you are capable to making them less involved in your life. Nobody should put themselves through lot...

2. Look up BYU USGA post haste. Make friends there. Also, for the love, look up anything by Carol Lynn Pearson. Books, interviews (Mormon Stories), whatever. Email the lady. Send her the same question, even. She'll write you back and she's amazing. DO IT! USGA is the best thing that has happened to...

I assume the current BYU students are going to wait til they graduate/leave to pursue this? Honor code specifies no additional piercings, but does not say anything about tattoos. Therefore, I am mostly holding off because I would only ever let my uncle give me a tat, and I have neither the time nor...

I still have to pick an artist that I like, and so far I've got nothing. I may plan a whole trip and go out of state to see someone on the West Coast, just so I can have exactly what I want. Since you mentioned the West Coast, I thought I would throw this information out there. My uncle (the tattoo...

I know there's some famous-in-the-jazz-world bassist that has a bass clef tattooed on the corner of the palm of his hand. That actually makes sense, though, since it's... you know... his entire existence. So since we're both Board writers, we should get a really cool paper bag tattooed? I'm down if...

Nice work on the first episode 'canth (because I'm too lazy to write out your whole name, but I am completely okay with this excessively long parenthetical statement). Are you going to be coming to the next recording? Episode 2 will feature me, so long as I can get out of work, and I'm freaking out ...

Mico, I'm pretty sure you'd be okay asking about a visible tattoo. I mean if you caught a glimpse of a booty tattoo in the locker room, I might avoid asking about that, but if it's on her arm or leg or whatever then I don't think that it's rude. I have asked complete strangers about their tattoos be...

Okay guys, last week I went to Denver to watch the US Women's Soccer team play and then proceeded to run into my idol Megan Rapinoe in the terminal at the airport. On my 21st birthday. YOU GUYS IT WAS SO EXCITING AND I MADE A COMPLETE FOOL OF MYSELF. But it was awesome.

It's been a while, but I used to say "oh my hell" all the time. Nowadays I don't really use it, but I do say "oh hell" with some amount of frequency. I rarely use the word "heck" unless I am around people that I know will be offended by the word "hell" (such a...

At the end of the day (midnight).

Guys, python is my new favorite thing :) So question for you. I have very, very, very limited knowledge on coding, but I would kind of like to develop some programming literacy if you will. Would python be a good place to start? I've heard nothing but good things about python, but will I understand...