Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Okay, guys..... It was me. I guess I should have changed my 'nym to "I look like Darth Vedra". And I don't have a known future spouse. I'm completely single. I just wanted to know how much it would possibly bother a spouse. Reasons- it can get cold-the exhaust from me breathing out has eno...

I hope she will. She said a PM would work....

I'm studying two languages. One of them is German. The other one-- well, it would make it insanely easy to find out who I am if I told you all. I'm planning on studying a third language next year. I can't tell you that one either.

Tally- we should have a scavenger hunt together to find Portia, or have a scavenger hunt race, either one, it sounds fun!

It's a thread that's titled "If A Guy..." That means that a lot of romantic, sappy things will be discussed here. Sorry, Marduk. Thanks for putting up with us.

Portia, are you one of the library chat people? I love those guys. I love to ask questions that aren't library related. Do those get annoying? I think it was yesterday that I asked if there were tissues at [undisclosed HBLL info desk], and the librarian said the girl ahead of me had just asked that ...

My coworker in the library had The Board open on her browser this morning. I was oddly gleeful. I always have to keep from smiling whenever I pass a female librarian because it could be you, Portia. Not to be a creeper...... PM me and you could come say "hi" for real. Or I could make you ...

Hmmmm... Ice cream sandwich? Drumstick? Snickers ice cream? Choco taco? Fat boy? Okay. I've run out of ideas.

What kind of ice cream? Heath bar? Strawberry shortcake? Butterfinger?

Portia wrote:My coworker in the library had The Board open on her browser this morning. I was oddly gleeful.

I always have to keep from smiling whenever I pass a female librarian because it could be you, Portia. Not to be a creeper......

bobtheenchantedone wrote:

C is for wrote:Nice, Bob! We are the smartest admins ever.

So true.

Yes, yes you guys are!

Sorry- two questions at once here: please don't take this as criticism because it's not meant to be. Are questions piling up? I have one that's 10 days old. What does the Board do when tons of questions need to be answered?

My mom calls me the dog's name all the time..... At least the dog's a girl...

How do I get my signature to be at the bottom of my post instead of leaving a whole bunch of space at the end? I already tried deleting stuff after my signature at the place where you type in your signature, but there wasn't any empty space to delete.....

Hah! Too true.

That many classes, huh? Or you just don't want to get up from your seat at your favorite study spot long enough to eat something?

diamond, precious stone, what have you.

I agree Tally. I want a ring, but not one with a boulder hanging off of it. something small, or set into the band. I'm so accident prone, I'd be scared I'd knock the diamond off the ring if it stuck out like other rings.....

Who are the BOT members?

oh!!!! Thanks, Zed!