Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

My appearance has been made, and apparently I was within feet of Portia. Also, nice move on forgetting the homework for sleeping in. I recommend we all do that from time to time.

I am currently posting on Facebook and pretending to work on a paper, but there is a kid sleeping nearby me in the library who is SNORING. I can abide many things, but snoring is not one of them.

I thought that might have been her, but she's much more gaunt than I remember.

Dead Cat wrote:Portia was here first, but she had to go. I'm still here, all alone.

Well why didn't you guys gesticulate wildly to get my attention?

There are guys in my ward who have one pet chicken for each of them in the house. They're named after their mothers.

I always knew you looked a little inbred.

Dead Cat wrote:

Craig Jessop wrote:Well I went and got my cookie and t-shirt. I don't think I saw anybody I knew, though.

Well we saw you #stalkerness

Who all was there?

OUR GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS HIS OWN SECOND COUSIN ZOMG

Well I went and got my cookie and t-shirt. I don't think I saw anybody I knew, though.

I do most of my work on our mother's side, and I think most of the inbreeding happened on dad's (go figure).

I know that a friend of mine had rabbits in Miller Apartments. Boy oh boy were they adorbs before they died. Management looked the other way.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I only like the wreath one, because there are actually several pairs of married second cousins in my family tree.

That's... not entirely accurate.

Yep, same here.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Why don't you ever just text me?

I texted you tonight, foo!

Also, squirrel... good luck with that.

Let us take a moment and acknowledge the 101st anniversary of the statehood of Arizona tomorrow. As the song says, "Arizona is the best of the fifty nifty United States."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7xedmvJTzk

Which girl?

I... won't be there either. Sorry.

I know some Canadian Hills who are from the United States and emigrated to Canada. How's that?

C is for wrote: Come to think of it, it's a great time to pick up a new boyfriend. Or some other hobby, I'm not too picky.

I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!

I'm confused. Where are we meeting exactly?