Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I'm pretty sure it was Orson Scott Card. I think I remember him saying that in his little forum in the HBLL, but I can't find it online.

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Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

Portia wrote:I have no faith in either BYU or the U this year.

I actually agree. I think the BYU team is too predictable with how they play.

How so?

Cognoscente wrote:Mad Max makes me feel the spirit.

Gallipoli made me feel the spirit. No foolin'.

I would be married in the Morris Center. Woo!

Go to Salt Lake and visit Edinburgh Castle on main street.

I think you forgot the Black Sheep as well.

Waldorf and Sauron are great! Dr. Smeed is funny, and the mustache man is smart. That is my piece

What?

The dude has bad handwriting. Good answers though

Happy birthday to me!

Not you Je... Sam

I really like how she just came from left field, that was cool. I noticed how when she first showed up it was the occasional tidbit on baby-having or something, then it was broken wide open by that awesome response on the baby clothes, then WHA BAM! Tons of awesome answers every day! Soooo, with all...

For what it's worth, urbandictionary.com's definition is

(n.) a black eye. Term is of Irish origin where it was a punishment for not keeping machinery shiney delivered from the boot of a British officer.

Juuuuuuust don't look at any of the other definitions.


Anywho, is that racism?

Fredjikrang wrote:For some reason Double White Lines came across as a girl with some attitude to me. Well done.)

man, me too! I thought double white lines and twice marked were one and the same.

Hahahaha "What a princess my colon is!"

Snider never ceases to amaze me. They have a couple of his books in the UPB that I would read on my security rounds at 2 AM. It's even funnier then.

Well, she's not a CS major, though she was one when she started college. I didn't know that. (How are there things I don't know? I must be slipping . . .) Check the archives. heh heh heh. Unless I'm totally off base on who it is. I SWEAR I'M NOT A CREEPY STALKER it's just that... people talk and I ...

Geez, I don't think mine can stack up with these. My two favourite 'unusual' classes were welding in high school and ice hockey in college. I liked ice hockey so much, I went to all four class periods a week!

I laughed when habiba suggested that the mark of Cain might be a purple star on your forehead. Not because I think it's a stupid thought, but because that's EXACTLY WHAT MY MOM thinks it is! She got it from a children's illustrated Bible that had it as such. Hahaha, ahhhh.

Hahahahaha, Geoffrey you are rad. Bless the West Desk

Bah, just because I have been driving for the past 58 hours doesn't mean I want to be secretary of transportation.

If I were though, I tell you the first thing I would do is double speed limits on the Alaska-Canada highway. The speeds there are ridiculous.