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Quiet Lamb wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2019 8:09 pm I didn’t for years, but some spambot sent me a message from here today reminding me that this board still existed. Last time I visited was right after my mission, and now I’m married with 2 kids. Anyone else get the spambot message?

I also got the spambot message.

Hi y'all!

Hi I'm alive!

I stopped taking my lexapro and it took my 2 weeks to realize the dizziness and weird eletrical surges i was feeling was withdrawal.

that was something.

Craig Jessop wrote:Love is dead and I will die alone.

same

Meryl Streep's daughter lived on my floor freshman year of college, and Tom Hanks' daughter was in Vagina Monologues with me.

it's scary. i'm scared for my future children. black and iranian? they're in danger.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up murdered by the police one day. I wonder how they'll try to victim-blame me.

Turns out i'm not going until the 21st of january. i can't sleep. i wake up daily feeling like my chest is pressing into my body. i can't focus. i am MISERABLE. i called a crisis hotline the other night just to talk to someone. i may need to do that again soon. it's a long wait to my doctor's appoin...

my anxiety has been out of control, so now i'm going to a doctor on january 19th. until then i could use good thoughts because i have a lot to do for school and work that must be done.

Okay, the idea of it being a renewal of covenants makes sense to me. Thanks for explaining, Zed. In Episcopal theology, the term sacrament refers to seven different acts, which if I can remember them, are baptism, confirmation, communion, ordination to priesthood, marriage, last rites, and ....... ...

What about these cross pendants? https://www.etsy.com/listing/243371519/5-rhinestone-cross-charm-pendants-bail?ref=market I have to admit, I'm curious as to why it matters what the bracelet looks like. I know you said it's a plot point, but how close of a replica does it really need to be? Is the n...

Katya wrote:

Imogen wrote:Non-stop!

Why do you direct like you're running out of time?

I'm glad you caught my #hamiltunes reference.

I NEED THIS: http://www.qvc.com/Kenneth-Jay-Lanes-Du ... 59001.html

Can someone help me hunt it down for resale?! It's not on ebay!

i have been sick for two weeks, and I'm ready to axe murder the germs in my body.

Also my new job is CRAZY, but so fun. We've already done two full length productions, hosted junior high one act play contest, and auditions for the show I'm directing are next week. Non-stop!

How can anyone be that certain that they would NEVER EVER want to try something with a partner? I don't get it. I have known since I was very young that there were things I would NEVER EVER try. The thought of them just wasn't enticing. Whereas some of the kinkier things I enjoy sounded enticing be...

I call upon your powers, peeps. I need a replica (a not too expensive replica) of Wallis Simpson's Cartier cross bracelet for our one act play in March. It should be less than $150.00 if possible. I've been able to find replicas of everything else we want, but the cross bracelet eludes me. HELP!! WE...

So, I made a program for our musical in tabloid size. I made it into a PDF and tested to see if it could be printed smaller by printing it on a normal printer. It can be, so I sent it to our print shop. Our print shop was supposed to print it on legal size paper. They first needed me to convert it t...

Hamilton. Can't stop listening to it. It's INCREDIBLE. It's funny, smart, quick. Parts of it literally leave me breathless. I still cry when listening to act 2.

Hamilton. Listen to it now.

There are more guns in this country than there are motor vehicles. Also, we can mostly track guns through serial numbers, but that usually requires the gun to be left present at the crime scene. Cars can also be more easily identified by license plates, make, and model through traffic cams and othe...

I know what I want is impossible, but a girl can dream, can't she? Also, I really think bringing up that you, personally, haven't killed anything is kind of a type of deflection. And a lot of people who are against any kind of stricter gun control use it was some sort of justification for why the U....