Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

So is "Wheel of Time" actually good and worth reading? Like, is it well written? I can only imagine that a series that long has to be full of thick and "have to think through it" kind of writing, whereas I like to read fluff books, because reading is a relaxation activity for me.

I will have you all know that it told me that I'm from Gilbert/Chandler, Mesa/Tempe, and Scottsdale. Which are all within the same area (like, everything east of Phoenix).

Apparently, the kicker was saying that we have drive-through liquor stores in my area, but no specific name for them.

So you didn't use any of my ideas? I'm offended.

Email Apple support and tell them what's up. I've heard they're generally helpful. Alternatively, if you want to be really passive aggressive, you could "Unverify" all of the current computers that can use her account, and then have you and four of your closest computers get verified reall...

Jealous.

There's a whole Wikipedia article with that exact title? TIL

I just saw a post on facebook where one of my friends mentioned that they had 5 baby showers, and the baby isn't even here yet. Granted, 3 of them were surprises, but seriously?

Just want to make sure: out of context quotes are still a thing, right?

yayfulness wrote:OH MY GOODNESS I NEED TO DO THE SEX WITH YOU RIGHT NOW

Concorde, I forgive you for the countless wrongs you have committed against me. You need to take some time to recover emotionally. (Seriously, I gasped.) So did my roommate. She walked into the apartment just in time to see me stabbing a squash with lipstick and eyeliner on it on the living room ca...

Editor's Choice written by Portia

Wait, you mean women and men aren't exactly the same?!?! /troll

Can you just put the buttons on the outside of the hat? Of course, it depends on what kind of hat it is, but I figger that if it's a beanie kind of thing, then buttons on the ear flaps (I hope it has ear flaps) would not be out of place.

If I had all the spare time and money in the world, I'd pack up a bunch of snow in heavy duty coolers, drive down there, and dump it on Gio's head. But maybe it'd be even better to kidnap him (with his mother's knowledge so as not to get the police involved) and bring him up here to drop him in the...

I agree with the above statement. Well, both of them. Yellow is a communist, and he's right about cell phones.

I once had to wear a jacket to school in the morning -- not just a sweatshirt.

I agree that if they put in the effort, they should get full credit. The beef I have is if they do it late, they shouldn't get full credit, no matter how well they do, because every other student in the class turned it in on time. Either that, or you would have to give the option to those that didn'...

I think that if they do it, you shouldn't give them full credit. Deadlines, and all that. However, I think that you should give them half credit if they do it well. It is high school, after all.

I already checked AZ's... Apparently my family doesn't have any (surprise surprise).

Although it looked like my dear brother may have some in Utah... I'm not sure what his last address was in Provo, though.

I may just have to pretend I'm Bernell K Stone's family. He's got a lot of money coming to him.