Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Gilbert, eh? Welcome friend! Wouldn't it be ironic if we knew each other? (Just for the record, we're not all writers here. But we're happy to have you. A quick run down of our posters: Portia: Tough nut to crack, but a big softy on the inside. Marduk: Will harass you and tease you, but it's all in ...

I have a friend that said she made a Christmas playlist on Pandora. Any guesses on what the first song was?

Nope.

"Wrecking Ball" Miley Cyrus

YOU GUYS ASU WON TODAY AND OREGON LOST SO THAT MEANS THAT ASU GETS TO PLAY STANFORD IN THE PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP WHICH WE CAN TOTALLY WIN AND THEN WE'LL GO TO THE ROSE BOWL.

For chilly I will answer this (I know you still secretly stalk theboardboard, chilly): - No more lives torn apart - That wars would never start - And time would heal all hearts - And everyone would have a friend - And right would always win - And love would never end This was already a thing with h...

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People often ask if I'm early to mid 30s.

Oh please yes.

Oh my gosh if you want to play that game, you should be friends with my aunt. Her comments are, at best, tangentially relevant to anything, and only funny because she's so clueless about sarcasm and the whole "right time and place" concept.

That's right!

And, beyond that, Chinese is just so freaking interesting to learn. And I say that after having studied Spanish fairly extensively, and German briefly. So I've got all the major language families covered except Arabic. (right?)

I'm thankful that they combined our wards, because now there are actually people that are interesting and worth talking to. Not to say that there didn't used to be, but... there didn't used to be. And, on top of that, they invite me to hang out and everything. And they do things that aren't sitting ...

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If anyone ever wants to learn a language with 0 conjugations, try Chinese.

Ummm... Ow?

YOU GUYS YOU HAVE TO SEE THOR 2. I really enjoyed it, but then, I really like (almost) all Marvel superhero movies.

Portia wrote:This is #tbt

You know, I see this all the time, especially on Facebook, but I have no idea what it means, and I'm too lazy to look it up. Care to enlighten me?

It's cold here, too. I think the low was like 55.

Aaaaaand now therapy discussion has turned into discussion of bowel movements...

mic0 wrote:I've been in love with Gershwin lately. The piano player at this performance is so into it, he is mesmerizing.

Enjoyed that very much. Much thanks.

confession: I once went to a therapist at BYU's medical center in hopes of helping to treat my IBS. I hope beyond hope that there is something else that IBS stands for besides Irritable Bowel Syndrome, because 1) that would mean I know way more about Whistler than I ever wanted to, and 2) I would w...