Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

confession: I once went to a therapist at BYU's medical center in hopes of helping to treat my IBS. I hope beyond hope that there is something else that IBS stands for besides Irritable Bowel Syndrome, because 1) that would mean I know way more about Whistler than I ever wanted to, and 2) I would w...

THe Casual Vacancy was only popular because it was by JKR. A friend that read it said it was mediocre at best, and rather smutty.

Post it to Not Always Learning!

Reviving this thread because I think I'm going to pull the trigger on a Nexus 5. CNet says good things. I was leaning toward a Nexus 4 before, but I didn't really have the expendable funds when I was looking during the summer (yay unpaid internships?). I'm currently using an iPhone that still has b...

mic0 wrote:HOW DO YOU BRAID YOUR OWN HAIR??

I don't even know how to braid three pieces of string together, so maybe that is my problem, but seriously... I'm so envious of people who can braid hair.

Dude, I'm a guy and can braid hair.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:There are also lots of kid's shows I wouldn't let my kids watch, but that's another conversation.

Oh PLEASE elaborate.

Also, People who were friends first I feel make the happiest couples. So, I've always thought this and most of my relationship-y things have happened after I've known them for a while, but now there's kind of something with a new guy so I'm trying to do the friends and beginning of relationship thi...

Talk to yayfulness about him and his girlfriend. I would say if you're interested, do friend things with him. If he's interested, give him a couple dates before you really ix nay it. Although I would also say you need to remember that your goal at this point in life (assuming you're a practicing, ge...

What about all the other variables? Do I have to invite her to my wedding? Do I have to go to theirs? Does she just get to crash every Christmas and Thanksgiving dinner now? What about my childhood home (kind of hate it, but still)? What if she and my kid sister don't get along. (Or get along too w...

Just tell her how you feel. "My mom just recently passed away, and it was very hard for me. I am very happy that my dad has found you and likes you a lot, but I will probably find it difficult to accept. Please do not take this difficulty as personal dislike of you, but rather as difficulty in ...

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I've heard of him. I'm 22.

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Just so we're all clear, I've never owned a card of any collectible type in my whole life. Not even Pokemon, and I was in the middle of the rage in elementary school.

Honest question, Portia: If you're leaving/left the church anyways, why do you care so much?

I've decided that you need a wallet small enough to fit into your back pocket :-). Recommended: the Crabby Wallet . I got one when it was on Kickstarter, and it fits the 6 cards that I ever use, as well as any cash I need. I carry it in my front pocket. It's about a centimeter thick, and perfectly ...

one of my friends made me play Magic: The Gathering: The Card Game with him once. I was surprised by how entertaining it was.

I hate the dry scratchy sound of yarn through fingers. Or construction paper through fingers. It wigs me out a little just thinking about it. (Oops. That's a pet peeve, not a relaxing sound. Uh, I like crackling fire sounds. And the song "Wagon Wheel," when sung by OCMS, makes me feel mor...

OBVIOUSLY NOT, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T PLAN ON PRESIDING OVER HER. SHEESH PORTIA. INSENSITIVE.