Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I got a pig kick out of reading this thread. Thanks for the love everybody. Regarding my nyms, I can give you a little backstory. When I decided to start writing, one of my goals* was to avoid, as much as possible, forcing my personal life on readers, referring to it only when it directly applied t...

Hmmmm

congratulation!

Or German. If people yell at me in German, I tell them that "I don't speak Nazi!" So mean! However, if they were doing it to annoy you... ehh I was very committed to the "Saying I love you in German sounds like you are swearing at them" thing, until I went to the German ward one...

Arabic, huh? That's kinda cool... (I still think dead [or nearly dead] languages are better.) That's ridicules! Fifth most prevalent language, or a language no one speaks... hmm, wonder which one you would use more??? The only dead language that I would consider learning would be Latin, because I t...

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Take an educational podcast, like "Learn a language" or something. I personally enjoy "Learn Welsh Podcast."

I have like 20 Arabic review podcasts on there already... a couple music, law, and all the scripture masteries from Old Testament/New Testament in song version.

Free Podcasts! Honestly, I just put ~40 on my shuffle... so interesting! 14 hour drive here I come (you can hook the iPod up to the radio system) 10 hour drive tomorrow, then about 4 more on Saturday... then I will be in Utah for 2 days, then to Idaho for 4, then I will go home. I have like 6 librar...

Apparently Christopher from Magna could demonstrate the same level of restraint the readers of this forum have. I understand this fairly ridiculous letter was published in the Daily Universe today: Twilight is Pornography The "Twilight" novels are pornography. Thought pornography is seen ...

Very cool

Did he know any spanish before he left?

Just because I am curious. FLSR? Know that I was only there for a month, so you may take this with a grain of salt, but whatever --Many ward activities, including but not limited to: break the fast dinners, ward talent shows (they have some amazing talent in the ward right now), birthday parties fo...

Well, now I know what gender you are, but I won't tell anyone. (smiles:) Where are you from, Werf? Honestly, I don't mind people knowing my gender, and I think a lot of people could probably guess it just from my writing style, but hey, I guess if it is a mystery it may as well stay that way I am f...

I have a yahoo which is misspelled that I made in the 6th grade? Right about there, but it is actually a pretty cool name (not near as many yahoo users back then), I have another Yahoo, the one I use for spam email and for Yahoo IM, and then I have my gmail. Mostly, I am constantly on my gmail, but ...

Where is he serving again (once he gets out of the MTC)?

After almost a year, idly reading the board got well... almost boring. So I decided to come start posting here. The problem with that is just that as I get to know you guys, I want to exchange contact info to chat or comment on one of your blogs (well, blogs are a little more loose, but providing my...

xkcd *** wrote:

Werf_Must wrote:Or, you could accidently forget to glance over there and instead look to you left! A distraction!

Yeah... Sorry, but I think you're busted.

That edit option is pretty awesome

Or, you could accidently forget to glance over there and instead look to you left! A distraction!

What are you talking about??? Claudio bakes...

I got 4 credits last summer (well, that actually wasn't through my school and I also got college credit) and I would take Baking this summer, but I would miss some class for camp and they wouldn't give me credit

I used to be all about paying on the gross, since taxes are money you spend to live in this country ... however, I changed my position on this when I found out how much taxes are in certain countries. In Denmark, for example, some people pay up to 68% in taxes. So, a person makes 100 dollars, the g...

We get 7 also, but there are all kinds of out of school stuff you can do (0 period, free summer school, summer programs) that really make you rack up the credit