Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

The bravest thing I've ever done is to come back to this forum. Nice to see none of you have changed. By the way, who used my name in a question the other day? I'm flattered.

Your prom is girl ask guy? No, Prom is guy ask girl. But Sadie's and Winter Formal are girl ask guy. So far, I'm one for three. But here's what I'll tell girls if I decide not to go to Prom: "I figured that since girls didn't want to go to Sadie's or Winter Formal with me, then they didn't wan...

Instead of acting all ageist, couldn't you judge a person according to their ideas and actions? Aw, man! I totally judged him unfairly. Thank you for helping me see the light. I feel like such a jerk now, especially compared to someone so mature and awesome as you. I better turn my life around befo...

Werfywaffles,
I believe what Wisteria is saying is that old guys creeping around a college forum is creepy. High school kiddies thinking college is awesome is to be expected.

Dear Nantipoo, I guess I just don't feel like wasting my limited time on some forum where people post lots of dumb stuff. I mean, I'm still in contact with people who read this, so if you post something really stupid, maybe I'll still hear about it and mock you. Don't lose hope, you masochistic ange...

What are you talking about, G-Schwizzle? Ain't no writer corrections on the question I'm lookin at.

My contemptuous comments STAND.

Hello everyone, I would like to take this time to make fun of Flyboy, author of Board Question #48038. First of all, his general sentence structures seemed to reflect a poor grasp of the English language. Second, there were more typos than I feel comfortable overlooking. Third, there were a number o...

Dear vorps, I'm pretty sure you made up that conversation with your wife. I mean, the language you used: "Her hands were shaking, and there were tears in her eyes. My wife hardly ever cries." It just sounded so artificial. And the whole conversation basically sounded like it was constructe...

Oh. Miss Enchantedone sent me an email, she says she doesn't hate everyone, only Nanti, that she was kidding. As for her blog, she says that it was a technical error on her part. I think the error has been rectified. And Nanti, I joke about her hating you. Don't be expecting me to attempt to type l...

You know... In my opinion this all seems strange. You know, like you're watching a movie and theres a great conflict, and you miss out on the rest of the movie and see the end where everyone is friends or the conflict is resolved, it just lacks. It feels like the same is going on here, that it is j...

Yo Darts: Sorry if I inspired you or whatever, but let's make something clear. I only mock people because I want them to be aware of how dumb they are so they can change their ways. You mock people because you're bored and you're a jerk. But I guess I still like having you around because it makes ev...

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:(Excpet you SWKT, you're always welcome to comment what you will)

Oh snap, I'm above the law!
I like you sucking up to me but I still think you should use spell check.

How is he the new SWKT? All he does is say stupid things. I only say awesome and true things. So there.

pretty sure the discrimination thing was a joke, sweetheart

Suuuurrrre...sinner.

Sad, orbsy. Guess you weren't righteous enough to go to the Lord's University.

Nanti-SARRMM wrote: They're Texas school teachers. How much more irresponsible can you get?

Nantipoo, that was kind of funny! I think maybe we can be friends if we both make fun of the same people!

Aww man... Willy Wonka is one of my favorite movies. Now I'm sad because I don't like having things in common with violent psychos. It makes me worry that I, too, might one day go looney tunes.

Why, you are absolutely looney tunes!
-ME

Perhaps I'm unecessarily abrasive (perhaps), but it's really fun to call someone looney tunes. Try it sometime.

Sometimes it's hard for me to tell if Nantipoo is trying to be sarcastic or if he's just saying something dumb again. I actually thought he was just saying something dumb that time, especially because vorpal had made a legit point about treating people as individuals rather than as members of a gend...