Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

So, do we know who this Record Breaker/underwear head is?

es posible?

pm me the address?

Japan.

I love people that can spend an hour or two reading a book next to me on the couch, and enjoy the boring. I don't feel pressured to be entertaining all the time.

Craig Jessop wrote:

Marduk wrote:
And I'm slightly worried for Craig Jessop that he thinks being attracted to women is perverted.

It's not perverted. But saying something like that is a little crass and, yes, a little perverted.

On topic: BFG

I will second the crassness of it.

On topic: Kissing.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:Six.

That's fine. Six year olds are little, and clothes are annoying.

How old is your sister?

hell

The real question is, do you know them? If not, what did they look like?

their walk?

... not sure if this has been said, but i'm not willing to check right now.

I was making out with Enrique..

I owned a dog racing track.

I had this magical stone that spun in the air and made ancient symbols that told me what to do.

Everyone was a dolphin and we lived in underwater caves where we could teleport using air bubbles.

flying solo

Seb wrote:Hi, I'm Seb (Saint Sebastienne). I've been reading the Board for quite a while, and I've looked at the message board frequently but haven't joined til now.

Also I am late for work so I'm gonna finish this later.

Yay! You're in my top 3!

I will. And just because I'm bored. No putting out required, pretend or not.

what's the number? And my name/age?

Spoon

Dead Cat, let's be friends.

my ex just randomly called, wants to hang out next week. and now i'm pissed.

caress

You can also make conscious efforts to learn and use new/big words.

This is a fun site: http://www.savethewords.org/