Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Up at BYUI we burn our textbooks...

In huge bonfires...

at the sand dunes...

and roast marshmallows...

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

bismark wrote:this is why i never read the board.

You don't read the Board because IE has problems with it, even though you probably hardly ever use IE?

No, he doesn't read it because it's not w3c compliant...

http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http: ... rd.byu.edu

You all get +25 coolness points for that!

Japanese people sure do have a knack for coming up with some _weird_ stuff!

http://512kb.net/num1000remix-hi.swf

Wow...

As Bob Barker would say...

Get your pets spayed or neutered!

I prefer qwerty myself.

Though I'm told dvorak would help with the carpal tunnel

Well gravity is still just a theory Do you understand what "theory" means, in a scientific setting? A generally accepted principle that explains an observation... If new, contradicting observations are made, then they invalidate the theory. (in this case, someone would observe bismark not...

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Only 240? What are you talking about? What's 30 x 24 again?

720

But I was assuming only playing 8 hours a day... (leaving 8 for work and 8 for sleep)

Better to support the authors anyways imo...

Plus it's cheap entertainment...

1.5 hour movie for 8 bucks (16 if you bring a date)

or 8-16 hours of reading for 8 bucks...

The choice is clear...

(albeit WoW addicts win this game at 240+ hours for 15 bucks a month)

Yeah, mine are, hmm.

Not appropriate.

This has been beaten so much it doesn't even resemble a dead horse anymore.

It's so ground up we could make horse-burgers out of it!

Perhaps I should define tolerance and acceptance more concretely... Walking down the street and not punching everyone who disagrees with you is a basic level of tolerance most people have. Treating gay people just like everyone else is showing a high level of tolerance... When you vote, you are show...

There is a difference between re-voting over time and attempting to force the vote now. And, obviously, gay marriage may not be an issue you feel strongly enough about to leave society... But there is probably something that would eventually make you say "This society is corrupt and I refuse to...

Tolerance is being willing to coexist with people of different views/lifestyles/religions/etc. I may disapprove of gay lifestyles but I tolerate it because I like living in a free society. Now this means when it comes to a vote... I'm going to vote to keep marriage between a man and a women. This is...

krebscout wrote:That's why I said "this is sauron"

Male scrap booking?? THIS... IS... SAURON!!!!!

Quiet Lamb wrote:Ouch, was that aimed at me? Did I offend some scrapbook enthusiast?

No one in particular. I just conjured the notion out of the void and considered it an amusing thought worthy of sharing.

A scrap book is where I put the pieces of my heart after you shatter it and leave them strewn all over the floor.

That's right... And it's not a _purse_ it's a _messenger bag_!

Well if I started going, then that means I would be a "prime" candidate for the spotlight...

And I hate all things spotlighting me... (like my birthday, which I do not list on facebook because I don't want my wall spammed with crap)