Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Wow, hi, Daryl Gibson! I had no idea that was a real name until today. I just assumed it was made up, like "Givovanni Schwarz". And I think I have several of your comments favorited, as you seem to know a lot of random useful information. Thanks. Yes, I appear to be real -- of course, how...

Bahaha! I feel like I just got caught with my hand in the cookie jar or something. And Daryl, it wasn't that, it was more that I pictured you a lot more nerdy. The really tall black hair with the bangs that swoop out (bad description?) and the super nerdy glasses. Would the 3 Stooges tie would help...

Whoa. That's not at all how I pictured him. Though, that's typically the case. I rarely picture people the way they are. Sorry. I entered my ugly stage at age 11, and never quite grew out of it. You might have a different opinion of me if I were wearing my 3 Stooges tie, though. It's quite becoming...