Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Our new place in TN is really nice and spacious and pretty much perfect in every way, EXCEPT there are earwigs. I really really hate earwigs you guys.

Apparently, I've got BVVP, which means that little calcium stones have formed (for seemingly no reason!) in my inner ear Gah, that sounds crappy. Have you tried shaking your fist at your ears? And frowning and using words like "consarnit" and "dad-burned" while you're at it? I h...

I was The Ice King and my baby was Lumpy Space Princess. We were greatly admired and given lots of candy.

I hesitated before clicking approve on his retirement answer because I figured if it didn't post he couldn't retire. I'm experiencing a bit of denial.

He finished his MA and just got offered a job in Tennessee, where neither of us have ever been before, so we're moving across the country sight unseen.

I want to know which DVDs you're thinking of giving away. But then I just found out I'm moving too, so maybe I shouldn't be trying to get more stuff.

Digit wrote:"Do not use Victoza if you are allergic to Victoza" -Commercial for Victoza, yet another pharmaceutical product

Seeing that ad made me yell a long drawn out "Victoza!" because it reminded me of this bit from The Simpsons where McBain yells "Mendoza!"

The fly that was buzzing around during Elder Vinson's talk totally stole the show.

I watched the whole series, but I'm a sucker for overly-dramatic shows. And I liked FNL because of all the interesting relationships. I don't look at them in terms of whether or not I like the characters or agree with them, but whether or not their interactions and personal story arc feel genuine/re...

I knew 70, mostly from having worked on the writer directory.

So when are you getting married? (I kid. I kid because I care.) My favorite answer for this is always from Much Ado. "Why every day! Tomorrow!" Which your sister uses, but maybe only with me, because I know that she just likes to quote it too, and it doesn't mean anything. M-Lite or DJ Bu...

So when are you getting married? (I kid. I kid because I care.)

You should check out Cup of Jo's gift guides.

Concorde wrote:Hah, my name is spelled wrong-- maybe that will throw people off my trail and I won't get any mean votes.

No way I'm letting you off the hook; it's fixed now.

Aw, come on. It's no fun if no one votes.

The reader in BQ #74344 seems to think we're mean, so I'm curious - which writers do you think are meanest/scariest/most hostile/most intimidating? Vote for up to three.

Congrats on making a baby, GA! /notcreepingbutreallykindofcreepingabitbecausekatyalikedyourhusband'sbabypostsoitpoppedupinmyfeed. Does this mean Genuine Article and her baby came through the C-section okay? yes, they did! :-) Everything went really well and we're doing good, so thanks for all the p...

Guys, I'm having a c-section on Friday and I'm a wee bit nervous. Any prayers you want to send my way would be very much appreciated.

Whistler wrote:don't you mean you can get on BEARD with that statement??

I am slapping all my knees at this very moment. Love me some good puns.

I've been caught in the middle of roommates who were related, and sometimes they interfered in each others' lives in ways I thought were inappropriate even for parents, let alone sisters. I can't apologize enough for you being stuck in the middle of that. My parents hardly ever offer advice, which ...