Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

How on earth do you get rejected from BYU with a 3.89/34...? Must have been some weird confounding variable like ecclesiastical endorsement or something but still....

I've met all the members of Jukebox the Ghost. My uncle is good friends with the people who created Napoleon Dynamite. Someone in my stake went to middle school with Jennifer Lawrence. Elder Bednar's son is in my ward and he frequently comes and speaks to the youth; I've met him several times. That'...

It's so gross. It's dry and stale and tastes like the tears of small children.

I actually talked to owlet about taking ASL summer! She said it definitely wouldn't be too bad and that ASL classes tend to go slower. I would never take any other language because it would be so difficult but I have some background in ASL so it shouldn't be too bad. What I'm really afraid of is Wri...

Sorry Tally

I won't have class on Friday which is nice!! I hope I'll be able to handle it. I'm just trying to get generals out of the way so I can apply for nursing.

Thanks! For summer term I'm registered for ASL 101, First Year Writing, and BOM 121. I am SO excited to start classes, especially ASL because I've been wanting to learn that for as long as I can remember. Fall term I plan on taking all the prereqs for my major (nursing) and American Heritage (wish m...

I'm in!! I'll be attending BYU starting summer term!! I couldn't be happier. Is it too early to apply to be a board writer?? (Half joking but also totally serious)

Also, what you're talking about might be dysgraphia. My brother has it. Basically, he knows what he wants to write, but there's kind of a mental block between that and actually writing in down. He has terrible handwriting and a lot of his writing makes little to no sense. Terrible grammar and spelli...

I was about to come on here and talk about the exact same thing. I can't even follow this person's questions. And I don't know why they're attacking the writers. It's really rude, and they way they're doing it is so passive agressive.

That's definitely what I'm thinking it is. Maybe it's just crazy to me that people actually read my blog!

I run an informational blog. I frequently check my stats to see who's been on my blog and it always says that it's a Linux computer using Chrome. This shows up multiple times a day. Any ideas if it's a bot or bug or if it's an actual person? Besides that I don't get too much traffic on my blog...

https://theboard.byu.edu/questions/80768/ Interesting question. I am a complete fainter. I pass out almost every time I go to the doctor. Funny how I want to go into the medical field :shock: Anyways, one time I was at the doctor getting a vial of blood taken for a TB test. I was sitting in the cha...

The guys in my ward are certified d-bags. They never fail to make me feel like crap, and if they talk to me it's on their terms and only when they need something from me. There's only a few in my ward that are my age (senior in HS) and gosh they just make me so mad. I have tried so many times to be ...

My initials unintentionally spell my nickname/first three letters of my first name, so that's pretty cool.

Got my boyfriend a copy of his favorite book in Chinese (he's learning Chinese), I'm knitting him a scarf, and I did some other corny inside joke things. Still figuring out what I'm getting everyone else...

BYU told me "You sent the wrong kind of transcript (it was good enough for literally every other school I applied to) and if we don't get the right kind by Friday, a new law will be in effect where you have to get your transcript audited by an independent company since you're from Canada. And ...

BYU lost my current high school's transcripts so I have to resend them... I wonder how often that happens. Applying to college is such a pain, can't I just skip this part and be at BYU already??

I really appreciate the answers given in this question. I can't believe someone would do something so rude, first to Yay, then to Concorde. I really want to know what was going through his/her mind when writing this question. And, why Concorde of all people? I never even noticed her mention her boyf...

Finally got the word count to work! I'm about 50 words away from 5,000, which is 10%!!!