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Sounds like something for someone with a flair for baseball stats "There goes Beau Henry. His RBI (restaurants been in) is 17! I want to see him with Jenny McGuire. Her ERA (eating requests accepted) is 21."

Man, I wonder what the profit margins on those Veblen goods are.

According to this I'm a Gen-Xer

household tasks I absolutely am not claiming to be the responsible one, but when it comes to diapers, baby wipes, and baby powder, my wife does not return them to one consistent place after use. These are not items you want to be searching for after they are needed. My solution is to keep my own co...

Thanks, Violet.

Whistler wrote:dystopian action

reminds me of a movie preview I saw the other day for an upcoming film called The Fifth Wave.

Comment: I thought Benadryl's labeled use was for itchiness. Am I wrong or is drowsiness a side effect significant enough for off-label use?

Maybe it's one of the shows in the Tommy Westphall Universe, like St. Elsewhere.

I have an iPhone 3GS which works fine and has been as good a phone as I wanted for the past six years. The Bank of America app suddenly says I have to update to the latest version of their app. Fine. Done that before. Their latest and greatest requires iOS 7. iOS 7 isn't available for the 3GS.

Wikipedia actually has a List of teen situation comedies. I'm no longer surprised at the specificity of Wikipedia pages and lists.

84578 Ha,I forgot how much there was at Burger.com. Another weird one is Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics, a site with real details about how semiconductors work, interspersed with pictures of Britney Spears.

I wonder if: * There is a craniometric measure that characterizes the parabolic arch or otherwise flatness/pointedness of one's head. * There is sufficient data to make a bell curve distribution of said flatness/pointedness measure. * Marc Andreesen's measure falls within one standard deviation of t...

Integrating Editor wrote:My dad has told me that the idea of being trans was made up a few decades ago. So of course I'm just making stuff up/being deceived because I can't actually be trans.

It's always a succinct proof when you take as a given the very thing you're conjecturing.

because gay people didn't exist or were at least incredibly rare when she was growing up.

That makes me think of this:

The score in this Japanese Star Wars Episode VII ad is almost Lord of the Ringsy to me.

Not a rodent, but look at the pink fairy armadillo (Chlamyphorus truncatus):

Heaven is hell for philosophers

Those burgers look good, Emiliana. Too bad I'm nowhere near Ohio :) Another interesting thought I had after reading that answer, I'm pretty sure Carl's Junior and Hardees are the same company doing business under the two different names, because they both use that smiley-faced star in their logos. O...

I wonder if there are any chain roller-skate-ups besides Sonic in this day and age.

Interesting. I've never, ever seen a Subway with a drive through. Come to think of it, I've never seen a standalone Subway not part of a strip mall or inside another building like a mall or a Walmart.

iPhone went off once, on the first 1:30 AM. I used recurring set for Sundays at 1:30 AM. On the second 1:30 AM the alarm was on but it didn't ring.