Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I like the idea of it, but not expensive ones. If someone wants to buy me a present that costs several thousand dollars, I can think of many way more fun things than a ring.

Kombucha. The blog I read that said it tastes like a douche turns out to be right.

The best way I've ever seen of actually handing out the gifts was when they had them all set up at a table at the back of the chapel and they invited all the women to go and choose a flower. That way you could go or not go and no one was awkwardly forcing you to take a gift you didn't want.

BQ 86391 about garment length I think all the answers are accurate. I would also like to add that I am 6'0" and wear the tall Carinessa garments and they hit about 3-4" above my kneecap. So it would be entirely appropriate for someone 5'4" to get the petite garments. I'm 5'4" an...

Can Candid Non-Canadian just please stop with the passive-aggressive attacks on my country's culture or maybe just leave if he/she finds Canada so weird and distasteful all the time? And good grief, hemp is not illegal in the US. You can grow it with a permit in a lot of states and import it for use...

I think they're doing really well. The thing about Canadian politics, though, is that a lot of stuff is pretty decentralized. Stuff people care very deeply about, like healthcare and education, mostly happens at provincial levels. So changes in the federal government don't often have massive effects...

I just got a fitbit flex. It used to be my dad's, then he lost it, so he bought a new one, then he found the old one a few months later so now it's mine. I like it so far. It's making me more conscious of how much I walk and I find myself getting up and moving more.

But things like this, I don't think they look bad. They just make me nostalgic for when I was in high school and wearing white shirts under spaghetti straps was a thing people did because it was considered cute, and it had nothing to do with modesty. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/50/8b/f...

I actually don't mind the shade shirt under formalwear look. It's not something I would wear, but I don't think it looks bad most of the time and if it makes people like they are wearing clothes they like while maintaining what they think is modest, more power to them. That dress in the question, th...

Elderberry cordial mixed with carbonated water from the soda stream.

Cog: hahaha yes!!

And totally agree with TBS re: just lying if he does stay in his ward. Not anyone's business.

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/84671/ What an awful situation for this poor guy to be in. I hate all of the relationship shaming that goes on at BYU. Hate it so much. In case the questioner happens to read the board board, can I suggest trying out a family ward instead of a BYU singles ward? I di...

I feel like I should tell you all that my guinea pig is currently having a nap cuddled up next to a stuffed stegosaurus in a guinea pig-sized sleeping bag.

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/84680/ When I was at BYU I pretty much always had afternoon church and a lot of people in my wards would be at missionary farewells/homecomings/baby blessings/whatever in the morning and would have already taken the sacrament so they didn't take it again at sacramen...

Maybe I actually came home and fell asleep and just dreamed episodes of an imaginary show every night.

I'm starting to think maybe I hallucinated this show. I can't even find it on that wikipedia list!

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/84614/

My favorite CPR instructor likes "Another One Bites the Dust" because it more realistic than "Stayin' Alive."

And it was made in the 90s or early 2000s. It wasn't super old.

Oh, and it was an American show.

Ok, I'm trying to remember the name of this sitcom I used to watch re-runs of sometime around 2006-2007. It wasn't a particularly good show, but it's just bugging me that I can't remember what it was called. It was half an hour long, it was about a family, they were white, they had 3 teenagers - 2 b...