Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

If ever I were to rule the world and select a cabinet based on this thread, it would contain the following members: xkcd: King of arbitrary nitpicking Anti-Smart: King of painful non sequiturs and creepy writer-worship bob: Queen of unlikely aspirations Giovanni: Court Jester Though not on this thr...

If ever I were to rule the world and select a cabinet based on this thread, it would contain the following members: xkcd: King of arbitrary nitpicking Anti-Smart: King of painful non sequiturs and creepy writer-worship bob: Queen of unlikely aspirations Giovanni: Court Jester Can a king be in a cab...

HEY EVERYONE! My scooter is finally fixed again! yellow m&m and I just went for a ride! In the dark! In the cold! Speaking of cold... Just kidding, m&m. I promised I wouldn't. : D Story time? You see, there was this popsicle. And a trampoline. And m&m was jumping on the trampoline while...

If ever I were to rule the world and select a cabinet based on this thread, it would contain the following members:
xkcd: King of arbitrary nitpicking
Anti-Smart: King of painful non sequiturs and creepy writer-worship
bob: Queen of unlikely aspirations
Giovanni: Court Jester

For reasons completely beyond my understanding, by the time I got home I'd somehow convinced myself it was Wednesday and ignored the nagging feeling that I needed to be somewhere. That is the kind of week I've been having (o: Though I was pleasantly surprised at 4:35 this morning when my mom told m...

Meh, you can mock me all you want SWKT, it's not like you need a license to do so, nor are you alone to do so. I just fail to see why you make a big deal of it, considering I regularly mock myself too. My nym even mocks myself, it has evolved a little sure, but nevertheless it is still an object to...

Why hasn't anyone suggested BYU Info yet? I'm disappointed in YOU. Yes, YOU.

So apparently, Giovanni Schwartz was a real guy who made violins in Italy. I googled my 'nym to see what I could come up with, and that's what I got. So why did you choose Schwartz? Was it because of the parody to star wars where some dude said his schwartz was bigger than the other guy's? I bet I ...

It's not like you would have fit in with a bunch of college kids anyway.

Just because I'm inane and silly, doesn't mean you have to make fun of me and call me a crybaby. Get over it, okay? Everybody else has! You know, I don't think you're inane and silly anymore. Happy? I think you're starting to get to be a petulant brat, and I'd appreciate it if you'd get over this l...

Considered myself told off. Yes, and SWKT is that good, to be able to tell me off without even being on the board. Good boy! And they always said you can't teach an old dog new tricks. You do realize that easily applies to you as well right, with your reprimanding from beyond the board skills right...

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:Considered myself told off.


Yes, and SWKT is that good, to be able to tell me off without even being on the board.

Good boy! And they always said you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Wow, Giovanni, it looks like that "inane and silly" thing really got to you...Don't be such a crybaby, ok?

Everything has culture, pal. Mormons have culture. Utah Mormons have culture. Your family has culture (do you have traditions? Things you do differently than any other family?).

Nicholas Cage is a very bad actor, so I think you should all stop taking yourselves so seriously and get over it. We all know Anti-smart had nothing to do with any presidential assassination, and this topic has grown boring.

Fine, but don't expect me to keep quiet about McKinley.

I know, I should, but I am silly and inane. I apologize for being atagonistic towards you, Swicket. How's that? Well, if you would apologize--sincerely, of course--for being aNtagonistic towards me, I would gladly accept. But I suppose I accept this apology as well (even though I believe it lacks t...

Knowing you, you might fess up to killing James Garfield, too.

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:Yeah, I got that that. I was joking.

Oh, please. Everyone knows you weren't.

Bring him on.