Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

NerdGirl, forget Gio! That scarf has my name written all over it! Please?? My 'nym is based off of Yoshi after all. I would totally friend you on facebook or maybe something similar...

Hey bob, I just checked out your Etsy store, and I must say, your bracelets are really cool. Nice talent you've got there.

I'm all about the reference to Avatar: The Last Airbender, particularly since I'm currently re-watching the series. Summer is definitely red and yellow (perhaps orange, too).

I would just like to point out that for the last several years, Japan's death rate has been higher than it's birthrate. Over 20% of Japan's total population is 65 years or older. Japan is an old country (in many ways). Vorpal, you'd fit in like a charm here. :) Of course, I don't know exactly how ol...

Well, in that case, Tao has suddenly just transformed into Reno from Final Fantasy VII in my mind. :P And C, I'm flattered that you associate me with a video game character, despite the fact I have no idea which one you're talking about. :D NerdGirl was pretty close though: I'm a decent height (5'5&...

I tend to picture writers/readers that I haven't met as various video game characters. :P I'm usually way off. Sometimes, though, a name will remind of someone that I knew when I was younger, and I'll associate someone with that person. For example, when I was in high school I actually had a friend ...

In case anyone here was wondering, the contest turned out to be a tie. Each team answered exactly 31.5 questions.

I simply enjoy the story and I'm not looking for any sort of philosophical meaning in it. All I'm saying is if Richard Rahl were real (which, by the way, he isn't, and neither is the Midlands, D'Hara, etc.) I'd most likely find him attractive. And at least I've met a few people who actually have a p...

I like Richard because he's noble and he has a deep capacity to care for others. He wants to do what's right and fights for the greater good, putting his own desires aside. Personally, I think he's far better than some creepy, stalker vampire or some angst-ridden, teenage wizard. It makes sense to m...

While part of the theme of Transamerica is to encourage others to be more accepting of those that might be different, it had plenty of questionable material in it. First off, it had far too much nudity and sexually explicit material in it. It made me feel dirty and icky. And a lot of these things re...

Do it. Apply. We have certain "rules" but we've been known to break them before. I for one definitely think we really need some variety...

I liked their answer, too, and I completely agree with what you've said, too, but I'd like to add my two cents as well. One thing I've always appreciated about the gospel is certain (obvious) things are pretty cut and dry, like don't murder and don't commit adultery. But then there are plenty of oth...

I don't think you're crazy at all, of course! More power to you! If you can go all natural, you seriously feel like you can do anything and nothing will stop you. Sounds like you've had some good prepping, so it might be cake easy for you.

Aw, shucks, I'm flattered, bob! And I'm not planning on going anywhere anytime soon...

And I'm going to miss Cuddlefish, too We even became writers at the same time! *sigh*...

I'll be sure to look for it. And I did cheat a little though and looked up the new Temple announcements. It was worth it.

Wait, don't ruin anything yet!! Because of time differences, our branch isn't watching it until next week. I've been very tempted to just stream it on the internet, but I'd get way too distracted by other things...

Okay okay, maybe I'll just ignore this thread until next weekend.

Yeah my next guess would have been Apocalypto, so in that case, I'll say What Women Want instead.

This is kind of related but didn't happen during Church, but my husband told me this story from his mission afterward: A member of the local branch was bearing her testimony about tithing to one of their investigators. She said that because she had recently paid her tithing, she got really lucky whe...