Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Just finished. Though I can't promise I read carefully--I mostly just wanted to see how it all turned out.

Ah. So which am I?

Relationship with the Board in real life? The one that lived in the WILK basement?

None of the above. I'm pretty big on not giving out too much personal info online, which is a big part of why I don't use my real name. I used to be big into the anonymity, to tell the truth. Man, I wouldn't tell anyone. Now it's been 3 years, and I couldn't care much less. I don't write things I've...

Ah, Horatio. Not quite what I expected. The first time I met him, he had a plastic bag over his head and was making it his business to hand out fliers to those people who try to edge past without making eye contact. That combined with Phoenix's threat that if I didn't guard his laptop with my life w...

Mmm, but some of my favorites were ones much like wet blanket. Check out bittermale in the archives, and tell me what you think, or the obfuscator or even Mighty Quinn, to a lesser extent. Maybe they'd developed their styles a little more, but I've always enjoyed the ones who were characitures more ...

That was Novel dressed up as the Board, by the way. It was so funny! She'd printed out bios or questions, I can't remember which, and pasted them to a giant flattish cardboard box, which she wore hung around her neck. And wrote "The Hundred Hour Board" in big letters on the top. Heh. And t...

I agree with Laser Jock. I absolutely love some kinds of terrible grammar, and CATS has mastery of those kinds. Things like "Please to ----ing," "a" and "an" being switched, etc. It's so horrible I know it's deliberate, and it's not like CATS shows up often, which I've ...

"Wet gleam?" Just been slicing some onions, had she?

Ha-HA!

(Wait, do I know you? When did I get you addicted?)