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Speaking of Kurt Madsen... I know him pretty well. Small world. I went to high school with a Kurt Madsen, if its the same one referenced here it is indeed a small world. If it's the Kurt Madsen from Texas who works in the library, it's the guy. Wait... you went to high school here in Utah, didn't y...

Cognescente, I am almost certain I have seen you all over campus. Did you get my PM about the show in Vegas? My friends said it was absolutely epic. I've approached you at least once. I dunno if you've seen me lately, since I don't get to campus much right now. Sadly, I had work scheduled already, ...

I can't vote in this poll... I don't see an option for Bad Religion. Cognescente, I am almost certain I have seen you all over campus. Did you get my PM about the show in Vegas? My friends said it was absolutely epic. Okay, on topic... I agree with Me First and the Gimme Gimmes on their live album ...

Cognescente's swear was pretty freakin' funny indeed.

Holy cow, did anyone notice how many redheads just POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE on St. Patricks day? I sure did! It's almost as if no one was ashamed to be a ginger that day...

http://www.chewbac.ca is pretty easy to remember. That is one of the domain names.

Portia wrote:"They should have a library security game where we yell at people and flirt with circulation all day." -727

Second!


And they should, just so you know...

Hahahahaha, I ran into that in the archives about a month ago.
What's he up to these days?

SHOOT, I missed it AGAIN.

Phantom of the Opera strikes me more emotionally. I am a big fan of both musicals, but I identify more with the Phantom than I do with, say, Marius. You know, a passionate musician running around in the basement of a big building?

Can I crash the one tomorrow? Pretty pretty please?

I bought a flower for a girl for the first time in my life. I hope it doesn't freak her out!

There was a girl who was a friend of one of my mission buddies. She was incredibly attractive and the first girl I hung out with when I got home from my mission. She had all manner of awesome 100 hour board quotes on her myspace page, so I looked into the 100 hour board. I perused it casually until ...

Library security story.

It was hecka clever and was Joel's sorta last hurrah.

I'm from Salt Lake and had just gotten off my mission so my parents made the long trip down to drop off my stuff. I didn't have a car for eight months.

crap, I totally spaced it. You forget to check the message board for a couple weeks and WHAM everything disappears.

Katya wrote:Jerry Lee Lewis and his 13-year-old bride? (But yeah, that's pretty creepy.)

Don't forget she was his 13-year old COUSIN bride. It was a normal occurence in the South then, but it was scandalized thanks to the British Tabloids.

The extra hours suck, just throwing that out there. I guess I brought it upon myself for signing up to work them EVERY SINGLE NIGHT though. Sheesh, what an addiction will get you.

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I vote to get rid of the Dakotas. I don't think North Dakota actually exists anyway. My cousin served his mission there and I think he said there are two wards in North Dakota. The Rapid City South DakotaDakota ward and the Moorehead Minnesota ward. That's a joke. I guess one of those lame mission ...