Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I am a bit of a blog fanatic. I read over 40 blogs on a regular basis (12 Writers, 8 Retired Writers, 9 Boardies, and 11 'Other'). But I must admit I don't notice the subtle (or not-so-subtle, as the case may be) clues nearly as much as I did before I knew the writers. Here's an [un]interesting bit ...

Well, since I already know my idiot roommate is one of the writers, I guess I can't vote for that option. (Just kidding krebscout, I love you!) So I think I'll go with "If their real identities were known it would give them a higher degree of accountability." I think anonymity gives the wr...

(If any of you watched the musical episode of Scrubs a couple months back, you'll understand when I say the lyrics to "Guy Love" are now running through my mind.)

Guy love
That's all it is,
Guy love,
He's mine, I'm his,
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.

You don't have to deny your man dates. We won't judge.

You want to see something sickeningly cute? Check this out.

Seriously, this is so "cute" that it grates on my nerves.

I love the option that says

I've got a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband, but you seem like a nice person.

Mostly I think it's funny because it implies that although the respondent already has a girlfriend, he would perhaps be inclined to date CitS if that were not the case.

Hee.

I'm so glad you're not going to die in a bad way. I imagine that would not be very fun.

Twister of Fate wrote:

Gimgimno wrote:I learned about the board on the crapper.

I vote this quote should be a title bar quote on the board.

Come on, now, people! The Board does have some semblance of a reputation to uphold.

Aw! You did the Little Pete cough! Heh.

I think whoever is writing CATS is doing so to punish readers for asking dumb questions. I think it's funny.

(Forgive the choppiness of my writing. This response is piecemealed together from several sources. It's not even that long, but what can I say? I'm lazy.) So once upon a time, I was a freshman. I got a job working late at night in the Wilk, and when my coworker and I would walk out together, she’d...

I remembering seeing an ad one time that looked like an newspaper article headlined "Local Area College Student Dates Self"

I think it was an ad for a bank that would save it's clients enough money that they could actually date.

Are you guys talking about Fortress in the Sky?

See here if you don't know why I said that.

I have a Get Fuzzy comic-a-day calendar. It's decent because it's mostly older strips. I agree about the more recent strips being boring.

Also, Dilbert.

xkcd anyone?

I'm a sucker for that roll-over text.