Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Not gonna lie, but it's really annoying.

I propose we can use things said in real life. In that case:

"Man, the second question I'm going to ask in the Millennium is why God invented snow. That will come, of course, right after when I ask why black people get bigger muscles." --My ridiculously awesome roommate

I chose New Mommy Time Management, but only because Nike responded (and she's pretty much awesome). HFAC takes it otherwise.

My parents SO helped me move in. Being the oldest, my mom stuck around longer than I would have liked at the time (but now I'm glad she did and stayed longer).

Communist.

Cognoscente wrote:

ahem. wrote:

bobtheenchantedone wrote: As soon as I saw this, I had a vision of bismark hitting Craig in the face.

A vision? That sounds intense!

Not to mention hilarious.

Except it's my face that would get the punch.

That peanut buttter answer=awesomeness

bismark wrote:since my countdown to menace to society status hit under 365 days.

So get married. That will solve ALL your problems and make you into a young man again.

I thought Drew Carry did.

I'd offer, but the only times I would be allowed to have Portia over is Sunday and Wednesday 7-9.

bismark wrote:two extra hours of checking out babes in periodicals. aw yeah.

You dawg... tell me, how do you do it?

Take this poll. I vote awesome... but then there is a longer time to wait to hear the music.

Don't do it the 14th! I have tickets to go see the real Craig in Christmas concert that day!

Claudio... you rock. Definitely the top 5 songs.

It was. Thanks a lot! btw... Cecil is on a roll tonight. gotta run.

Oh, so can even creepy online impersonators of famous people come?