Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

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I have a Bacon number of 2. My ward choir director once headbutted Kevin Bacon at an airport.

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What the heck? Is NKOTB back? RIP inbox.

Random great idea I had: I'm going to buy (tempera, probably) paints and a bunch of poster board. I'm going to invite all my friends over, and we're going to have a Bob Ross painting competition to see who can paint the best, by following along with what Mr. Ross says to do. No pausing or rewinding....

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HOW MUCH DO YOU BET THAT THIS IS AN RM AT TUCANO'S?

So, my laptop has given me the blue screen of death twice in as many days, which has me thinking that it may be about to give up the ghost. If I get a new laptop, I need one with a DVD drive, because I don't have any other way to play DVDs, and I'm looking to stay with a PC. It doesn't need to be s...

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A link for Dragon Lady, mostly because it says Dragon Lady. Because it's from Imgur, the comments have some bad language.

My mission president always encouraged us to count people as active if they attended at least twice a month for three consecutive months. Or something like that. It basically equated to "At least half the time."

mic0 wrote:I thought this was going to go in a very different direction, re: a certain sort-of-news item about Monson and fraud in the UK.

Wow. I hadn't heard of this before right now.

Just...

WOW.

That's a very good score, vorpal blade! An interesting case relating to reading faces is that of Chuck Close . The artist can paint your face with photorealistic accuracy, but he can't attach it to your identity very well, as he has prosopagnosia, or face blindness. Digit, you know some of the cool...

I'm 98% sure that I don't make those same faces when I feel those emotions. And also 98% sure that no one I know does, either.

I will accept the honor of being the fake wedding guest.

I feel like being obsessed with weddings when you're not engaged is both alarming and probably indicative of a deeper problem. Should I be, like, "screw it I'm going to this wedding expo in Sandy on January 24th and sampling all the cake ." I feel like Concorde, specifically, needs to wei...

Fiveish.

Yep. You get the whole package. All Idina Menzel.

I don't even know what you think.

But I do know that we decided that our a capella group that we're starting (in theory. If it ever happens) is going to sing "Do you want to build a snowman."

I am fully supportive of Office 365. That way, I can use any computer to deauthorize it, and install it on another computer. For example, when my computer crashed (because of my own efforts), I was able to just reinstall it for free from the Office website. Also, you get free upgrades as long as you...

Any Way of Kings fans out there? Tor.com has published the prologue and first 5 chapters of The Words of Radiance on their webpage. And holy cow. So much to process in only 6 chapters! THIS WORLD IS SO BIG AND DETAILED AND WE KNOW SO LITTLE! I love these books. I'm rereading the first one right now...

Guys my friends are so fun.

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/76015/ First of all, good answer. Second of all, in Taiwan (especially during the winter), we would go to peoples' houses, and they would serve us cups of boiling water. And some days when it was really cold and rainy, we would just sit with that cup of water in our...

I mostly just wish that I could have a different, more full featured scripture app on Windows Phone. Because I love the OS, and don't plan on switching anytime soon.