Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

That's 'cause they were both right after references to my brother, who's been stirring up drama lately. Nothing against you, C. I like you!

*sigh*

I enjoyed The Entomphagist's explanation of trans fats. Informative and thorough without being obtuse to laypeople--the best kind of Board answer.

Boy, this place is quiet. Where'd everyone go?

Hooray!

Portia wrote:Wait, Mutual is Mormon Tinder, right? Where's Craig Jessop when I need him for his bon mots?

Tinder is Mormon Tinder in Utah. It's kind of a pain in the ass for the rest of us.

Yeah, well. Damage done.

Looks like the question's been pulled by the admins. Can't say I feel bad about it.

https://theboard.byu.edu/questions/89680/

How dare you, you judgmental piece of shit. The most painful moments of my life aren't your cautionary tale nor your faith-promoting anecdote.

Go to hell.

yayfulness wrote:If it wasn't for the Board, my connection to BYU would have ended the moment I graduated and I would have never looked back. The Board was easily the most important part of my BYU experience, and enforced orthodoxy would have destroyed it.

This x1000.

"Sword of Truth" sounds like a real judgmental, deluded, egocentric prick. Good think he doesn't care what liberals think, or he might exercise some introspection.

I like this one, myself:

Mezcal? Isn't that like Tequila's dirty cousin?

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/89566/

Frasier? Frasier!

It's a good show. If you're not a fan, you should watch it. On Netflix. Don't be jejune.

I was a senior in high school living in Germany. I had just come home from school when I saw the 2nd tower fall live on TV. I followed online forum threads in real time as the major news sites crashed from heavy traffic. My base locked down tighter than I had ever seen any military installation ever...

SUCH a great answer. It was basically a term paper we all got for free.

Psh, you're just as much of a kid to me as she is. I have memories of Desert Storm, kid.

Hello is it me you're looking for?

What... kind of fruit was it?