Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Oh, so now we're talking counterfeit money?

If that's the case, I'll give you 6 cents, Krebscout, to make me a dollar, and you can keep the rest for your services.

How am I any different? It all depends really. If you have the occasional temptation or thought to kiss a guy or whatever, then yes, that's different. On the other hand, if you have secretly kept your attraction of the male gender hidden from you wife and children, and it is something that constant...

That's probably true. And it'd be a terrible conversation starter to say "Hey, what's up? My greatgranddaddy owned your greatgranddaddy, and so I thought I would say hi."

Probably not the best of ice breakers.

I just found an online copy of a great grandfathers will. It's officials, we were slave holders. Any suggestions on how to find the descendants of those slaves to say "What's up!"?

Wait, don't ruin anything yet!! Because of time differences, our branch isn't watching it until next week. I've been very tempted to just stream it on the internet, but I'd get way too distracted by other things... Okay okay, maybe I'll just ignore this thread until next weekend. Be glad you don't ...

Cognoscente wrote:Am I right or what? WAY cool!

I concur. I was actually surprised to see your twitter updates with it.

But yes, Conference has been very awesome.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Krebscout was right. Like I said, TRUE STORY. [ =

So aliens cousins to the Wicked Witch of the East are great testimony builders? Maybe this means that the devil will melt or steam if we throw water at him...

The Patriot? Apocalypto?

habiba wrote:I've heard far too many lessons and testimonies on the Spirit World that are based on other people's near-death/coma experiences. That's always fun.

My math teacher and his friend wrote about an experience like that that happened to his friend's daughter.

I've quoted sources I don't always agree with, merely to show that "gay" people support what I said. However, they go a lot farther than I do. Is that what you are talking about? Portraying what may or may not be their point of view is different than talking as if you are one who is perso...

I am in mourning now. I think this confirms it, I'm grabbing sack cloth and ashes to wear until Halloween. Such shall be my lamentations.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:Uh... yay.

Guess what! I slept through church again!

For shame, for shame.


Oh! The New Family Search Website is finally up and running!

I think that FSU tied up and hid away the real BYU Football players, replacing them with horrible-football-playing doppelgangers. It's the best logical explanation.

Jonny 5... IS ALIVE!!!!

There are also now robots that kiss too.

Imogen wrote:my puppy is here and he is so cute i could just eat him up!!!!

Yum?

500 books? There's only 12 books thus far, with the 12th coming out this November. And two others to serve as the conclusion. Also three prequel books from what I ascertain.

Have you read the Wheel of Time series, Bob? They're awesome. I just started reading them last week and I'm three books into it.
Thankfully I don't have the other books with me or I'd lose myself for two weeks wanting to read them.

But you should read them.

You've never seen Lord of the Rings, Gio?

bobtheenchantedone wrote:I had never been this far east.

I had never been somewhere that is naturally really humid.

I had never been in a taxi.

I had never had a hotel room all to myself.

I had never traveled without my family.

You had never dealt with Hurricanes before either have you?