Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I dreamed that OH WAIT I DIDN'T DREAM BECAUSE I WAS LYING AWAKE ON THE FLOOR. Why do air mattresses never remain un-punctured for more than a few months? Has Random never shown you the beauties of duct tape, Bob? You should steal a couple of inches from her now and again. You'd have a leak-free mat...

I don't leave the house without mascara, since I have blonde/invisible eyelashes and I get tired of hearing "oh, are you sick? You look so tired!" But I don't often wear more than that. I have the invisible eyelash too! But nobody ever asked me if I'm sick or tired... They always seem sup...

bobtheenchantedone wrote:I am ashamed to report that I still own only one. They're expensive!

Maybe for you... that's what you get for having expensive (and expansive) breasts!

Yup! I'm really interested in costume design and makeup, though. And someday I'll learn how to do hair...

Katya wrote:

Random wrote:This!

Wow! Duct tape + X-acto knife?

And a really good pair of scissors, of course!

I'm watching the Studio C sketches, since a bunch of my friends are raving fan children. It's good, but I still prefer Divine Comedy when it's live. Studio C has this... fake? feeling the whole time I'm watching it.

Well, it was a specific pony, but not one of the established characters in the show... I made her up. It was actually kind of awesome!

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One time I dreamed I was a pony of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic variety. Cartoon dream pony, guys.

Yesterday (or was it early this morning? I don't remember) I finished my latest duct tape project!

This is not personally my worst date story, but I swear it really happened to my former roommate, as told by my other former roommate Hermia in this board question . Also, I might mention that Hermia told the watered-down version of the story. She got the main creepy points, but there were a lot of...

So do you like to talk through the grief itself a lot, or do you just like to talk about anything so you don't wallow? Or something else entirely? The second one initially, but then after a while I like to talk through it. Unrelated note: the fan in my living room refuses to stop making noise! No m...

I've never really liked lip gloss, it made my lips feel all sticky and weird. Chapstick, on the other hand, is pretty awesome. I don't like the flavored ones, though, because I unconsciously lick it off of my lips, which kinda defeats the purpose of chapstick.

One time I was at somebody's house and they had sugar shaker... I was very confused.

I dunno, silence generally doesn't help me out when I'm grieving (silence makes me feel suuuper awkward), but I'd consider myself an exception rather than a rule in this case.

The mainest of reasons that I don't hang out with my high school friends nearly as much as I'd like is because I can't drive... It kinda messes with my plans. And a lot of my high school friends are still in high school, so that can mess plans up too, since their parents get the final say in most of...

I'm a theater major with an emphasis in design, so sometimes I spend more that 3 hours putting on makeup... But since that's for a class I didn't count it (and because there wasn't an option for latex!). I used to not wear it at all, but every once in a while I have a month or so where I'll use masc...

I've finally started making my little sister's birthday present! Her birthday was well over a month ago... I'm a terrible sister.