Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

There were some mushrooms by a tree on UVU campus the other day!

I've actually never donated blood. Every time I planned to donate, something always came up which prevented me. I have donated plasma, however!

I'm watching Doctor Who with Jon Pertwee! He's one of my favorite classic Doctors.

I do a vlog now. Vlogs are cool.

Portia wrote:(Would a gay guy really be caught in cargo shorts?!?)

Well, they do come in all flavors, just like straight guys and bi guys.

I suppose. But I still know guys who can pull that off. I know at least 3 guys who would wear that just fine. Granted, they are in theater, so I'm used to seeing them in interesting get-ups anyway... and they may or may not be flamboyantly gay...

put off

Tally M. wrote:And my black skinny jeans (which need to be hemmed).

Do you need help hemming them, or are you just being lazy? 'Cause I need some practice...

If I owned a pair, I would totally wear red skinny jeans. Not with a kelly green top, though. Unless it was Christmas time and I was feeling particularly... crazy/festive I suppose. The wearing of contrasting bright colors is a trend that I think works for some people, and looks really silly on othe...

I'm going to a rennaissance fair! I'll be impersonating royalty and stuffs.

Oh the red daisy
Flowers retain all happiness
Sunshine, yay! Sunshine!

Soo... would you be using theory next, or attraction?

My aunt has something like that for her jewelry making! I'm sure it's awfully handy for her, but I don't know what I would use it for...

YOU GUYS! Vice grips are basically the best tool ever. EVER! They're inanimate proof that God loves us. For reals. Today two of them made a three person construction job into a one person job! I probably wouldn't have discovered this if I didn't have an aversion to asking people for help, though... ...

bobtheenchantedone wrote:Steak (for the second night in a row), twice-baked potatoes, sauteed green beans, and cake. Thanks for being born so we could have a fancy dinner, Marduk!

Hey wait a sec, that's what I had for dinner tonight... I had steak for three days in a row now... O.O

I haven't even fallen! I suppose that I've tripped a couple times, but I wouldn't count that as a fall in a dream, since I think regular people dream more of long falls off tall buildings (or something? I dunno, I don't dream it) rather than immediately belly flopping into the stream where a hungry ...

Finally watched Juno because someone said my sister was Juno. (No, my sister did not get pregnant as a teenager.) It was my English professor. Apparently my way of speaking and writing was similar enough to Juno's that it reminded him of it. And there's still enough time for me to get pregnant as a...

Does anyone else not fly in their dreams? I've never flown in any dream. Ever. Even that time when I was a dragon. I tend to have a lot of bathrooms in my dreams. It's not like I need to pee every time I go to bed or anything, there are just bathrooms. For no apparent reason. Sometimes I can use the...

bob, your sister is just too cute/silly. :D And your background music was perfect. You think I'm cute/silly? D'aww... I apreciate that! I've gotta say, though, watching a movie of myself is a weird experience. For me watching it, the recorded me seems like such a character, but when it was being fi...

1. Yes, that's the plan. 2. Yeah, the rings were kinda tricky at first. Luckily I'd been doing all sorts of crafts since I was really little, and I was especially adept at origami, so my fingers have had plenty of practice doing little fiddly things. I also do... pretty much anything I set my mind t...