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[S.A.M.]

The way things are is not necessarily the way things have always been or the way they should be. -Waldorf (and Sauron)

[Portia]

We sometimes think that being grateful is something we do after our problems are solved, but how terribly short-sighted that is. -Uchtdorf

[Portia]

"The accents glare on the words tonight, not a cognate to be seen..." -=Optimus Prime=-

[S.A.M.]

I have more to worry about from you than the other way around. -Imogen

[Portia]

(she's much more high-strung than me)

Is that...
Possible? Treatable?

[Digit]

Mike Tyson: "Everyone's got a strategy until they get punched in the face."

[Digit]

Ask your doctor if medical advice from a television commercial is right for you.
-A bumper sticker I saw.

[Portia]

I wasn't explaining croissants simply for your benefit. - The Chalice of Evil

[Portia]

None of them plan on having the same life as me, and that's how it should be, because we're different people. - The Artist Formerly Known as the Bayesian Conspiracy

[Random]

I am definitely rather pissed that you are minimizing my feelings.

[mic0]

"Coffee: The Broth of Satan" - The Vicar of Dibley (hilarious British sitcom about a female priest in England)

[Portia]

"[NPR was] really making a documentary about conservatives, because many of their listeners and reporters had never met one in person." Haleakalalalala

[Portia]

Any sort of self-judgment based on things out of your control is unfair. ~Anne, Certainly

[Portia]

"Coffee: The Broth of Satan" - The Vicar of Dibley (hilarious British sitcom about a female priest in England)

Download Bach's coffee cantata and read the translation. Hilarious.

[Digit]

“We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit.” -Aristotle

[Portia]

The fact that Doc McStuffins’s patients are her toys doesn't really call for any statements, studies or opinions from the medical community. -Concorde

[Portia]

Don't let your happiness or worth be defined by your relationship status. -Sheebs

{This is one that I have been struggling with to a great degree in the past six months, and was just what I needed to hear!}

[Portia]

Well, I ended up with a gay guy who says I remind him of Lindsay Sterling. - me (out of context this might be one of the funniest things I've ever said)

[Portia]

Pickiness is the enemy of happiness.

Save your hundreds of dollars in therapy and take it from me, your self-worth has to come from you.

I, for instance, like writing 100 Hour Board answers. It gets my mind off my endlessly complicated love life.

You have worth because you are a human being just like the other 7 billion of us with ideas and hopes and dreams and reason.

No man got married under 22. No woman got married over 26. No one got married over 27. (Lasciate ogni speranza.)

Liking yourself isn't self-indulgent: it's necessarily for mental health.

And here we have a collection of quotes for a psychologist to ponder. Why am I so much harsher on myself than I am to anonymous undergraduates? I'm pretty sure I've thought the most extreme version of the opposite of these sentiments in the past couple of months. Ha.

I'm also much wittier on paper than in person. If you've ever had a romance conducted primarily in You've Got Mail fashion, the transition to your awkward, unvarnished, real-world bundle of nerves can be a lot to handle.

[mic0]

"This, of course, is the origin of the old saying, "When's the best time to become a fossil fuel? Millions of years ago. When's the second best time? Still millions of year ago.""

Lol, M.O.D.A.Q.