Giovanni Schwartz for president!

Goober · Post by **Goober** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:23 pm

D'artagnan wrote:when I ask Goober to marry me.

??????????!!!!!!!!!!! I am afraid that is all I have to say on the subject.

Nanti-SARRMM · Post by **Nanti-SARRMM** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:45 pm

Goober wrote:
D'artagnan wrote:when I ask Goober to marry me.
??????????!!!!!!!!!!! I am afraid that is all I have to say on the subject.

You may want to consider the witness protection program for your own safety Goober...

Goober · Post by **Goober** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:32 pm

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
Goober wrote:
D'artagnan wrote:when I ask Goober to marry me.
??????????!!!!!!!!!!! I am afraid that is all I have to say on the subject.
You may want to consider the witness protection program for your own safety Goober...

good idea

xkcd *** · Post by xkcd *** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:48 pm

Goober wrote:
Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
Goober wrote: ??????????!!!!!!!!!!! I am afraid that is all I have to say on the subject.
You may want to consider the witness protection program for your own safety Goober...
good idea

Wow... if you reread all of this while keeping in mind that Dart is Nanti....

yellow m&m · Post by **yellow m&m** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:51 pm

xkcd *** wrote:
Wow... if you reread all of this while keeping in mind that Dart is Nanti....

I'm still in shock. I almost can't believe it...

Goober · Post by **Goober** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:12 pm

yellow m&m wrote:
xkcd *** wrote:
Wow... if you reread all of this while keeping in mind that Dart is Nanti....
I'm still in shock. I almost can't believe it...

I think it is funny. Even though it wasn't supposed to be a joke.

sk8trboyz89 · Post by **sk8trboyz89** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:18 pm

yellow m&m wrote:
xkcd *** wrote:
Wow... if you reread all of this while keeping in mind that Dart is Nanti....
I'm still in shock. I almost can't believe it...

And rightfully so! Maybe?

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:00 pm

President: Me
Secretary of defense, including animal training division (Specifically tunnel worms and dark chipmunks): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Nicknames: bobtheenchantedone
Secretary of Martian Affairs, Mars office (permanently): Fredjikrang
Secretary of the Arts: Foreman and Claudio
Secreatary of Wizard-Muggle relations: Niffler
Boss of the CIA: Hobbes
Boss of the FBI: bobtheenchantedone (again)
The entire parliament plus the queen: Portia
On Mars with Fred: Benvolio
Something with squirrels (and still goats, but only the cute ones): Random
Secretary of Commerce, Mars Divison: Nanti-SARRMM
Mayor of Voolah (our Martian capitol): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Transportation (specifically in charge of doubling the speed limits in Canada and Alaska): 727
Secretary of foreign affairs: chillygator
Distributor of all things tasty (mainly Filiberto's and Big Jud's): Goober
Secretary of Book Reading: yellow m&m
Secretary of Hostility (Dead division (the government has hitmen for those upstart communist leaders, right?)): D'artnagan (or something like that)
Secretary of Famous People?: Craig Jessop, even though he never wanted to be nominated for the position.
Secretary of fake swear words: Wisteria
A Muffin (flavor yet to be decided, but up between blueberry, lemon poppyseed , or banana nut): Fredjikrang
Co-Chairpeople of the Board Bounty Hunter association (BBHA, for short): Hobbes
Keeper of Fred: bobtheenchantedone
Public Relations person (And quing of brownosing): Werf Must
Secretary of causing intense discussions in reader respone: vorpal blade
Close runner-up to vorpal blade: Imogen
Secretary of all things random and off topic, pictures division: orb360
Secretary of all things random and off topic, obscure sight links division: Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of missionary relations: Craig
Secretary of alter egos that we disliked at first, but now are near and dear to us: SWKT Parachuter
Secretary of insanely peppy alter egos: sqrt(-1)
Average J.: xkcd ***
Umm... has yet to request a title?: orb360

Has anyone else joined us that should deserve a title?

Unit of Energy · Post by **Unit of Energy** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:40 pm

Do I not count? Not that I mind, seeing as I'm actually going to be queen of the world soon. And haven't actually participated in this particular discussion up to this point.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:08 pm

President: Me
Secretary of defense, including animal training division (Specifically tunnel worms and dark chipmunks): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Nicknames: bobtheenchantedone
Secretary of Martian Affairs, Mars office (permanently): Fredjikrang
Secretary of the Arts: Foreman and Claudio
Secreatary of Wizard-Muggle relations: Niffler
Boss of the CIA: Hobbes
Boss of the FBI: bobtheenchantedone (again)
The entire parliament plus the queen: Portia
On Mars with Fred: Benvolio
Something with squirrels (and still goats, but only the cute ones): Random
Secretary of Commerce, Mars Divison: Nanti-SARRMM
Mayor of Voolah (our Martian capitol): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Transportation (specifically in charge of doubling the speed limits in Canada and Alaska): 727
Secretary of foreign affairs: chillygator
Distributor of all things tasty (mainly Filiberto's and Big Jud's): Goober
Secretary of Book Reading: yellow m&m
Secretary of Hostility (Dead division (the government has hitmen for those upstart communist leaders, right?)): D'artnagan (or something like that)
Secretary of Famous People?: Craig Jessop, even though he never wanted to be nominated for the position.
Secretary of fake swear words: Wisteria
A Muffin (flavor yet to be decided, but up between blueberry, lemon poppyseed , or banana nut): Fredjikrang
Co-Chairpeople of the Board Bounty Hunter association (BBHA, for short): Hobbes
Keeper of Fred: bobtheenchantedone
Public Relations person (And quing of brownosing): Werf Must
Secretary of causing intense discussions in reader respone: vorpal blade
Close runner-up to vorpal blade: Imogen
Secretary of all things random and off topic, pictures division: orb360
Secretary of all things random and off topic, obscure sight links division: Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of missionary relations: Craig
Secretary of alter egos that we disliked at first, but now are near and dear to us: SWKT Parachuter
Secretary of insanely peppy alter egos: sqrt(-1)
Average J.: xkcd ***
Umm... has yet to request a title?: orb360
Secretary of not counting: Unit of Energy

Post by **bobtheenchantedone** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:45 pm

I think you should let me be a co-chairperson of the bounty hunters again.

Nanti-SARRMM · Post by **Nanti-SARRMM** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:15 pm

Oh hey Gio, when I finally die of laughter, can you honor me as a public hero, so that many cults devoted to laughter will have a hero and prophet to look up to?

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:23 am

President: Me
Secretary of defense, including animal training division (Specifically tunnel worms and dark chipmunks): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Nicknames: bobtheenchantedone
Secretary of Martian Affairs, Mars office (permanently): Fredjikrang
Secretary of the Arts: Foreman and Claudio
Secreatary of Wizard-Muggle relations: Niffler
Boss of the CIA: Hobbes
Boss of the FBI: bobtheenchantedone (again)
The entire parliament plus the queen: Portia
On Mars with Fred: Benvolio
Something with squirrels (and still goats, but only the cute ones): Random
Secretary of Commerce, Mars Divison: Nanti-SARRMM
Mayor of Voolah (our Martian capitol): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Transportation (specifically in charge of doubling the speed limits in Canada and Alaska): 727
Secretary of foreign affairs: chillygator
Distributor of all things tasty (mainly Filiberto's and Big Jud's): Goober
Secretary of Book Reading: yellow m&m
Secretary of Hostility (Dead division (the government has hitmen for those upstart communist leaders, right?)): D'artnagan (or something like that)
Secretary of Famous People?: Craig Jessop, even though he never wanted to be nominated for the position.
Secretary of fake swear words: Wisteria
A Muffin (flavor yet to be decided, but up between blueberry, lemon poppyseed , or banana nut): Fredjikrang
Co-Chairpeople of the Board Bounty Hunter association (BBHA, for short): Hobbes
Keeper of Fred: bobtheenchantedone
Public Relations person (And quing of brownosing): Werf Must
Secretary of causing intense discussions in reader respone: vorpal blade
Close runner-up to vorpal blade: Imogen
Secretary of all things random and off topic, pictures division: orb360
Secretary of all things random and off topic, obscure sight links division: Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of missionary relations: Craig
Secretary of alter egos that we disliked at first, but now are near and dear to us: SWKT Parachuter
Secretary of insanely peppy alter egos: sqrt(-1)
Average J.: xkcd ***
Umm... has yet to request a title?: orb360
Secretary of not counting: Unit of Energy
Scary cult guy: Nanti-SARRMM

chillygator · Post by **chillygator** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:31 pm

Oh! I forgot about this!! I still approve of my title.

bismark · Post by **bismark** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:23 pm

secretary of awesome: bismark

Unit of Energy · Post by **Unit of Energy** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:32 pm

Ok, so when katydid told me that I was the secretary of not counting it took me awhile to figure it out. I kept thinking of not counting as in 1, ,2, 3...

vorpal blade · Post by **vorpal blade** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:39 pm

Wow! I hadn't seen this thread before. Now I see that I was suggested for "Secretary of causing intense discussions in reader respone" clear back on September 16. I think I had hardly gotten started back then. Not that it was intentional. I'm just interested in controversial topics.

Nanti-SARRMM can have the Secretary of Defense position. I'll ask for Secretary of War, unless you think my two positions would be redundant.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:01 pm

President: Me
Secretary of defense, including animal training division (Specifically tunnel worms and dark chipmunks): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Nicknames: bobtheenchantedone
Secretary of Martian Affairs, Mars office (permanently): Fredjikrang
Secretary of the Arts: Foreman and Claudio
Secreatary of Wizard-Muggle relations: Niffler
Boss of the CIA: Hobbes
Boss of the FBI: bobtheenchantedone (again)
The entire parliament plus the queen: Portia
On Mars with Fred: Benvolio
Something with squirrels (and still goats, but only the cute ones): Random
Secretary of Commerce, Mars Divison: Nanti-SARRMM
Mayor of Voolah (our Martian capitol): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Transportation (specifically in charge of doubling the speed limits in Canada and Alaska): 727
Secretary of foreign affairs: chillygator
Distributor of all things tasty (mainly Filiberto's and Big Jud's): Goober
Secretary of Book Reading: yellow m&m
Secretary of Hostility (Dead division (the government has hitmen for those upstart communist leaders, right?)): D'artnagan (or something like that)
Secretary of Famous People?: Craig Jessop, even though he never wanted to be nominated for the position.
Secretary of fake swear words: Wisteria
A Muffin (flavor yet to be decided, but up between blueberry, lemon poppyseed , or banana nut): Fredjikrang
Co-Chairpeople of the Board Bounty Hunter association (BBHA, for short): Hobbes
Keeper of Fred: bobtheenchantedone
Public Relations person (And quing of brownosing): Werf Must
Secretary of causing intense discussions in reader respone: vorpal blade
Close runner-up to vorpal blade: Imogen
Secretary of all things random and off topic, pictures division: orb360
Secretary of all things random and off topic, obscure sight links division: Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of missionary relations: Craig
Secretary of alter egos that we disliked at first, but now are near and dear to us: SWKT Parachuter
Secretary of insanely peppy alter egos: sqrt(-1)
Average J.: xkcd ***
Umm... has yet to request a title?: orb360
Secretary of not counting: Unit of Energy
Scary cult guy: Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of lame: bismark
Scary warmongers: Vorpal Blade and Nanti-SARRMM

bismark · Post by **bismark** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:14 pm

you forgot to add me. but i like the position for me evil twin (uppercase 'b' bismark..)

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:36 pm

Don't even worry. I fixed it.